@neil Serious moral dillemas: there was this old impoverished lady who went to a lawyer for advice. The lawyer gave her advice, she handed the lawyer a 100 (choose your currency) bill, and she left. The lawyer then noticed that another 100 bill was stuck to the first bill, and now has a difficult choice: keep the extra money, or split with their business partner.
@neil I'll apologise for keeping their Spaced box set but that was borrowed with consent, I didn't just steal their marble set when we raped and pillaged their house.
Although I do have that U2 CD that may have been stolen under the same circumstances.
@neil like land? Big political fuss. Can't afford to give it back in this economy.