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So Neuralink has an open technical challenge – which is fine – but what they want is comically absurd (1:200 lossless compression of a signal that looks like TV static, that runs very quickly, on an extremely low power chip) and they don't even promise any sort of specific reward for a working solution that only needs to break physics, disregard information theory, and summon six unicorns https://content.neuralink.com/compression-challenge/README.html

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@0xabad1dea

I'm sorry, <1 ms determinacy? on -that-?

Fuck all the way off lol

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@0xabad1dea

Just tell them an AI should predict the correct result instead of using the actual input.

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@0xabad1dea On the bright side most likely if you can actually solve their challenge they will offer you a job on the basis of your impressive technical ability, then mistreat you until you quit

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@0xabad1dea Based on given requirements, a script that hashes the content, uploads it to some online content-addressable storage and then downloads it back on "decompression" would probably be unbeatable 😜

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@0xabad1dea I believe you misunderstood the challenge :-). They believe the data has some hidden pattern in it, and they are asking you to identify the pattern. Based on the data source, their assumptions are not completely crazy.
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@pavel I have not misunderstood the challenge; it's to get someone to do millions of dollars of unheard-of-levels-of-brilliant engineering work for free and then submit it as a zip by email after no promises of any sort of compensation have been made

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@0xabad1dea Pretty sure it would be easier to invent a time machine, take Elon back to 1940, and have Claude Shannon explain to his face how impossible this is.

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@pavel @0xabad1dea that might be -- but this is real world data with sensor noise around it -- which has to be reproduced bit perfectly after decompression.

saving actual random data (from noisy ADCs and the environment) is the "challenge" here. that's not going to happen 😹

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followup: it’s been months and the leaderboard is still… zip 🤐

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