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thcrt@fops.cloud

theo

me, crying: please. just tell me what the software does

the tech landing page i’m on: Cloud Scale. Enterprise Solutions For Your SXPBMs. Hosted QBPK Monitoring With Lightning Speed Performance Metric Assfucks. Trusted by Google, Cisco, Oracle and Your Grandmother.
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engarneering@floss.social

iAmAnEngarneer

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@thcrt clicks pricing link: contact our sales team!

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PixelBandits@nerdculture.de

Pixel Bandits verified

Reply to @thcrt@fops.cloud

@thcrt The torturer pulls out another metal implement...

"JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW"

"I already have, please stop. I have children"

"DON'T LIE TO ME! YOU SPENT 3 HOURS ON THEIR WEBSITE. WHAT SERVICES DO THEY PROVIDE?!"

"Please! I've told you everything"

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engarneering@floss.social

iAmAnEngarneer

Reply to @PixelBandits@nerdculture.de
Edited 4 months ago

@PixelBandits @thcrt
is it SaaS?...
Yes, its SaaS, very SaaS, so SaaS you wouldnt believe it
is it SaaS?...
No its not saas, very dangerous, be careful. *nervously sweating as the dental tools come out*
is it SaaS?...

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4censord@unfug.social

4censord neocat_flag_pan

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@thcrt Blazingly fast, written in RUST for memory safety
*sobbing* but what does it do?
Deploy in just one command by using our install script:
`curl script.sh | sudo bash`

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thcrt@fops.cloud

theo

Reply to @4censord@unfug.social
@4censord this is the similarly unhelpful github repository readme because the company is actually open source but they don’t want anyone actually hosting their product because their cloud solution is way more expensive
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thcrt@fops.cloud

theo

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examples include synology, asana, docker/podman/kubernetes, solr and mongodb. and those are just the ones i remember or could find from a quick search

AWS is the worst offender i’ve seen though. they Do Not Want you to know what anything actually does
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mallory@hachyderm.io

Mallory 🏳️‍⚧️freebsd_logo

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@thcrt To be fair on Kubernetes, it’s incomprehensible even when you know what it’s for and what it does.

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EndlessMason@hachyderm.io

EndlessMason

Reply to @mallory@hachyderm.io

"This is a program that runs other programs [read more]"

@mallory @thcrt

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RedstoneLP2@mastodon.redstonelp2.com

RedstoneLP2

Reply to @thcrt@fops.cloud

@thcrt see also: companies which have exactly one (1) product used by every company in the world, but don't mention it ANYWHERE and you can only find it via the wikipedia page of companies run by known criminals

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mtraven23@mastodon.social

mtraven

Reply to @jarkko

@jarkko @thcrt @mallory Same guy is behind this https://blockprotocol.org/dashboard so not exactly practicing what he preaches.

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