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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

java.net.MalformedURLException: Cannot invoke "String.length()" because "<parameter2>" is null

Write once, suffer forever.

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr I must inform you entirely unrelated to any other aspect of my life that it's the best
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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@ljs Yes, Java is ze best.

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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr yes.
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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Edited 1 month ago

@ljs @oleksandr but gentlemen!

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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@lkundrak @ljs No objections accepted, I've got my MSc writing a telecom simulation stuff in Java.

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@oleksandr @ljs first delphi

then java

i regret to inform you that it's going downhill sir

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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@lkundrak @ljs Yes, I do C now for living, it's a very bottom of this pit maybe.

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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

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@oleksandr @lkundrak @ljs oh these C-tier programmers
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@oleksandr @ljs oh praise the bottomless pit

🍷

and endless C

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@pony @oleksandr @ljs i can't C the problem

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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak @oleksandr @ljs i am sorry these jokes are getting bit rusty these days
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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@pony @lkundrak @ljs What You C Is What You Get.

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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@pony @lkundrak @ljs All the ownership concepts in Rust are very capitalist.

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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

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@oleksandr @lkundrak @ljs what are the interest rates on borrowing in rust these days
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr @lkundrak oh hai! So do I!

High 5! It's the void *best isn't it?
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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@pony @oleksandr @lkundrak very high from people who love anime
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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@ljs @lkundrak Being in the mailing list full of psychopaths? Sure.

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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@ljs @pony @lkundrak Furry tail taxation.

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@pony @oleksandr @ljs tfw you only borrowed a read only reference
and loan shark's people are at your door anyway

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr @lkundrak I actually love this so so fucking much and feel blessed. Best job I ever had already.

And secretly don't tell anyone I sort of really enjoy being in a mailing list full of psychopaths*.

*Because I'm...
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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr @pony @lkundrak The second I saw cat's avatar I know I was witnessing a rust advocate.

There either has to be a tail, or an implication of a tail, provably, by the compiler.

I wonder if my cats count for this...
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs @oleksandr it's 2024. the "mailing list" is the difficult part, not the "full of psychopaths"

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@lkundrak @oleksandr ok so you'd rather we forge our gits?
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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@ljs @lkundrak Catholic church warns young people against forging their gits under the blankets sir.

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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko

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@ljs @pony @lkundrak Can your cats do tail recursion?

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr @pony @lkundrak yes when I am using the brain cell (I share with my 2 stupidest cats) they can chase their own tail.
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@oleksandr @ljs mum: "hi! uh, what's that?"
*closes github in panic*
"nothin'"

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