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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Praise autossh and fort porwarding
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Even better fold phone stuff
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The REALLY nice way of using a fold :)
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Purpose of having a fold phone
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Edited 9 hours ago
My poison/remedy talk from LPC is now officially posted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysyWB3qaSJU
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Lorenzo Stoakes

New fold phone let's you use rear camera for selfie so obligatory cat selfie shot!

(Please ignore rapidly retreating hairline. Especially you @vbabka !)
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Vegard Nossum 🥑

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Lorenzo Stoakes

LKML to me

source: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1098418055184860&set=a.308095440883796
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Lorenzo Stoakes

The begging never ends even pre-gym early hours
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Honestly fuck brk() and all its works
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I still fucking love my job.
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MASTERBOOTRECORD@mastodon.cloud

MASTER BOOT RECORD

💾

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kdave

A document I compiled from feedback and community experience where things can go bad, not counting filesystem bugs: https://btrfs.readthedocs.io/en/latest/Hardware.html

There's a ZDnet article from 2010 "The universe hates your data" (https://www.zdnet.com/article/the-universe-hates-your-data/). There's only that much a filesystem can do.

Sometims I feel that btrfs is a decent faulty hardware detector that also happens to be a filesystem.
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Sy Brand

The whole of my book on Building a Debugger is now available on Early Access!

It teaches you how to write a native code debugger from scratch.

There's lots of cats.

https://nostarch.com/building-a-debugger

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@jann truncator of dreams and bringer of data races

(nah seriously though thanks for the report, we'll sort it out! :)
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Vlastimil Babka

Not everything needs to be an app.
But everything needs to be a nap.
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Eepy Lukas 🏳️‍🌈

Not everything needs to be an app

Not everything needs to be a subscription

Not everything needs to be connected to WiFi

Not everything needs AI

Not everything needs to require an account

Not everything needs to be hosted on the cloud

Not everything needs to use a touch screen

Not everything needs to be “smart”

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Linus Clawvalds got into my body bags HELP!

That vacant look though.

That total lack of brain activity.

Oh praise him PRAISE THE HOLY CAT SATAN! 🍷

We call all but aspire to this level of beautiful stupidity
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Ordered phone from my mobile provider instead, much better deal and not being amazon is a huge bonus.

But.

Guess who they use for deliveries.

Hi Mihai *sigh*. Hi again Mihai.
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