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Pavel Machek

Z eqch:

Velká isabela s kolikovými příznaky. Okouknu pacientku a tážu se: „To je tak tlustá, nebo březí?“

Majitel: „Ale kdepak, my jsme nepřipouštěli, tlustá je, ale už je na dietě!“

Peristaltika funguje, přistoupím tedy k rektálnímu vyšetření. „Pane, ta vaše klisna buď spolkla buben od pračky, nebo bude rodit!“ Vyměním rukavici, sáhnu o otvor níže a v hloubce nahmatám nožičky… Ale ve stáji žádný hřebec, ani hvězdu na východě prý nespatřili.

Záhada se vysvětlila. Do stáje přivezena před 325 dny!!, ze stáda, kde byli i hřebci… Asi to byl polibek na rozloučenou. :-)

https://equichannel.cz/clanky/zdravi-a-veterinarni-pece/jak-si-nezabit-kone-1611671943
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