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pavel

Pavel Machek

Jak uklidnit povercivou pribuznou

(telefonni hovor) "Neboj, zadna tma nebude, co je to za nesmysl? Svetlo nemuze jen tak zmizet."

(jako kdyby mluvil k nekomu jinemu) "Belial!"

(pauza)"Fakt planujete nejaky zatmeni pristi ctvrtek? Jakyho c****a to napadlo?"

"Ta k**va bohorodna. Ne, to nepujde, mam rande a taky je koncert Zombiero Martin."

"Jak ze to nemuzes zrusit?"

(chvili pauza, pak temnym, autoritativnim hlasem) "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut
labore et dolore magna aliqua.

(zase do telefonu) "Ne teticko, nepotrebujes svecenou svicku, prece bys neverila na nesmysly."

(spis pro sebe) "A taky jsem to zaridil."

[A kdybyste chteli vedet "ktera sekta", tak pry se to siri mezi katolickyma oveckama.]
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@pavel čo

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pavel

Pavel Machek

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@lkundrak Pokus o kratkou povidku, inspirovany skutecnou poverou :-).
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pavel

Pavel Machek

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak No, zda se, ze povery umi kolovar i stoleti. Ke me doputovala dneska, zminovane datum bylo myslim vcera.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Days_of_Darkness
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