I had the nerdiest and most dad-jokiest dream. In the dream, we got new neighbours who had a college-aged daughter. When we invited them over for cookies and tea, I started asking the daughter what she was majoring in. She said she was studying linguistics. I then asked what area specifically (since it happens to be a nerdy hobby of mine). She said she was particularly interested in verbs (look, this was a dream, okay?).
"Verbs?" I asked, a bit confused.
"Yes, specifically the indefinite tense."
"That sounds very specific," I remember saying.
"Yes, well, I want to thoroughly research the split infinitive."
I woke up because I was laughing.