I can't believe it but @vbabka told me the other day 'cut me and I bleed vibe'.

Apparently everything he does now - slab code, kernel reviews, shit posting on masto - it's all done by AI, he 'vibes dat shit'.

He even, appallingly, said to me (verbatim) 'the name's Claw, Open Claw' in a terrible Sean Connery accent, before laughing but it sounded like a prerecorded laughter track - I wonder if he's hooked his vocal cords up to AI now?

He gave me a 3 hour diatribe last night about how he was a 'cyber being' now and he's securing the vibe of human consciousness in the 'claude cloud'.

The Vlasta you knew is gone people...

cc: @lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin

@ljs @lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin oh no Lorenzo you're projecting again, and hallucinating too?

@vbabka @lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin dude the only thing missing from your vibe-typed reply is an emdot

@ljs @vbabka @lkundrak @ptesarik understanding Vlasta is the final boss of human existence

@ljs @lkundrak @ptesarik @vbabka and, I must add, I'm fucking enjoying the challenge! 🍻

@liskin @ptesarik @vbabka @lkundrak it's hard to say whether he's human any more really. More an abstraction. The V stands for Virtual (the B stands for Bald)

@liskin @ptesarik @ljs @vbabka would you still love him if he was an awk oneliner that praises satan

@lkundrak @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka no

I require him to be gnu awk and then I shall only scorn him

@vbabka @ljs @lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin

he's writing an AI dystopian novel
because he can't be bothered to write more MM books

@hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @ljs @vbabka brother as if the mm book is not dystopian enough

@lkundrak @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka it's a satanic book

@ljs @lkundrak @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka

"satanic" because it lives in people's minds without actual physical existence!

@hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @ljs @vbabka in our hearts, sir

minds gone

@hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka @lkundrak this made me actually LOL you little motherfucker ;)

@lkundrak @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka mind? The fact you even say that at all that shows you've got a lot of growing to do, sir!

Petr scooped out his in exchange for a fish skoll.

Vlasta never had one to begin with.

Tomas replaced his with roller skates.

I am taking so much legally prescribed meth that mine is being literally bypassed by neurotransmitters.

And you SIR??

@lkundrak @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka (I left Harry out of this he's young and permitted to have one for a little while)

@ljs @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka no sir, i'm not doing well. i dérailleur

@lkundrak @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka sir, you dérailleur therefore you am. Or are?

*Shrieks*

*Violently shakes branch so the leaves come off*

@ljs @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka sir i managed to actually write a cv, because i figured working is in fact the quickest way to get lobotomized

sent it, got slapped with the git send-email effect like two seconds after

@lkundrak @hyeyoo @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka haha yeah, like my 'ok I'm getting better from the burnout let me send this series I wanted to do that removes some hacks I did'.

<send series>
1 hr passes, brain - 'umm dude what about X'
<realise series has massive flaw>

And Mr. Replace the Programmers claude didn't find it!

*shrieks*

@ljs @lkundrak @hyeyoo @ptesarik @vbabka Sometimes I wish to have a big red physical button in every room that would delete the last message I sent to the internet… (or, if the send is irreversible, send a reply "nevermind pls wait for next followup")

@ljs @hyeyoo @lkundrak @ptesarik @vbabka I should become an inventor. Keep having these crazy ideas for various physical objects I can add to my home to make life less miserable and more fun.

@liskin @ptesarik @ljs @vbabka @hyeyoo lol i think outlook invented this actually and everybody hated it, because in reality it just draws everybody's attention to a failure only you noticed

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs @vbabka @hyeyoo Yeah my only innovation is the physical button. You know, standing on the shoulders of giants and all that.

Not that Outlook is conventionally recognised as one. Standing in a pile of dogshit doesn't sound as good though.

@liskin @ptesarik @vbabka @lkundrak @hyeyoo hm the fact Lubomir recommended outlook makes me think perhaps he has eliminated his brain after all!

*shrieks*

@ljs @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka @hyeyoo i have two brain hemispheres