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vitaut 🀍❀️🀍 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

Why commit to github when you can commit to pornhub?

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@vitaut porn is for kids, git is serious hardcore stuff.

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vitaut 🀍❀️🀍 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@tivasyk nsfw?

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@vitaut work? don’t know about others, but every time i run into a conflict that requires manual intervention, carefully history massaging, etc., the work is over for the rest of the day anyway, so yeah, i’d say definitely nsfw :-|

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@oleksandr @vitaut
$ porn add
$ porn commit -s
$ porn push
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@vitaut github: "i'll kill you and burn down your house for not bending backwards to support my superior setup that worked for 40 years"
pornhub: "nice bush"

choose wisely!

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@ljs @vitaut satan!

and bush
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@hyeyoo $ porn show, $ porn blame, and most dangerous, $ porn send-email

@vitaut

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@lkundrak @vitaut Are you saying that pornhub has always been the place where developers go to touch grass?!

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@tris @vitaut there have been unconfirmed reports that it's been the place where developers go touch themselves

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vitaut 🀍❀️🀍 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@lkundrak @tris where software turns into hardware

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@oleksandr @hyeyoo @vitaut oh send-email

that is the one where you realize your mistake two seconds late?

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@lkundrak yeah, --cc "ur-mom@home.local"^C^C^Cshi~

@hyeyoo @vitaut

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@oleksandr @hyeyoo @vitaut too bad, according to slovak customs you're now married.

dad.

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@lkundrak How many wives it is allowed to have in Slovakistan?

@hyeyoo @vitaut

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@oleksandr @hyeyoo @vitaut zero or more

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@lkundrak How much more we are talking about, sir?

@hyeyoo @vitaut

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@oleksandr @hyeyoo @vitaut how many would you like,

dad?

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@lkundrak I'm just worried if all of them will get work permits and state insurance. Unlike in Czechia.

@hyeyoo @vitaut

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@oleksandr @hyeyoo @vitaut it is slovakia sir
do not worry about legal stuff

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@lkundrak I'm worried about barely legal stuff.

@hyeyoo @vitaut

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