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K. Ryabitsev 🍁

Periodic reminder that as long as birth certificates have a "gender" section, then your government is literally running a children's genital registry.
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IF THAT SOUNDS WEIRD, THAT'S BECAUSE IT *IS* WEIRD.
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Why do I care? Personally, I care because I am a parent of an enby kid, and I don't have to explain to a lot of you what that means in terms of travel and governments. But even if I abstract away from that and look at it from a purely impersonal point of view, it makes *no sense* why any government body would keep records of that data. It's a bizarre vestige of the darker times when your status as a citizen was largely defined at the time of your birth (noble, peasant, male, female, Jewish, Protestant, etc).
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@monsieuricon Does this mean that I will be a criminal when I change my birth certificate to "female" despite not having a vagina?

Please tell me it makes me a criminal.

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@monsieuricon Don’t forget state sponsored circumsions, brought to you from The First Estate.

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Genitals shitpost
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@183231bcb Oh beans, they're def gonna get disbarred for that one.
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@monsieuricon I can't say for US but maybe used to track men for military service? Definitely needs to be reworked though.

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@spots1000 Too late for that one. Oh darn, the laws intended to criminalize my existence have made me a criminal. Who'd have seen that one coming.
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How do you know your kid is enby?
Seems like you will give them gender dysphoria.
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@monsieuricon Thank you for supporting a universal military draft. #egalitarian
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