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Very hacker-proof coffee machines at #LinuxDays
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hny@mastodonczech.cz

hny

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@vbabka they obviously don't want anyone to... delete anything

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vbabka

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This on the other hand has to be peak enshitification. A free water bottle refill station, but to get the buttons to work, you need an app and an account.
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@vbabka seen this at an university here, couldn't believe my own eyes

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hny@mastodonczech.cz

hny

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@vbabka what in the name of fuck...?

gdΔ› spazef0rze?

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vbabka

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@lkundrak it's free water for me because the University sponsors it or something. Wonder how much they pay for this to the startup...
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ljs

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@vbabka @lkundrak I bet it's some horrifically electron-based piece of crap too.

Fookin' 'eck
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ljs

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@vbabka @lkundrak but you aren't at university any more tho? You're an old man?
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka it's amazing they made tapping water this easy
move fast and break things!

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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka been too stupid to study university.
i went there to take a language exam so that the czech tribe accepts me

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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

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@ljs @vbabka Me too. For example, these buttons look great:

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ljs

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@lkundrak @vbabka just put squiggly lines everywhere and grunt a lot you'll be fine
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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Edited 1 year ago

@ljs @vbabka there also was "life an institutions" test, made remarkably simple by czech obsession with beer. would you be able to answer the following question:

Which city is Pilsner brewed in?

0% Prague
0% Budweis
100% Pilsen
0% Olomouc
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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Edited 1 year ago

@ljs @vbabka πŸŽ–οΈ CONGRATULATIONS πŸŽ–οΈ
you're czech now

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vbabka

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@ljs @lkundrak oh ok so the non-sponsored plan is 125czk/month, allowing 3 liters of water/day. The map shows around 5 non-sponsored stations in Prague, weirdly including the Economics University dorms.
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@vbabka @ljs are you dead serious now?

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vbabka

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@lkundrak @ljs unfortunately, yes.
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vbabka

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@lkundrak @ljs
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@vbabka @ljs lolwut
how many people would have to have thought this is a good idea for it to actually become a thing

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ljs

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@vbabka @lkundrak so I already knew what you could get for 10,000 czk from previous video research, but this use of the currency feels less satisfying
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djasa@cztwitter.cz

David JaΕ‘a

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@hny @vbabka

Tady! @spazef0rze

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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka for 10,000 czk you could get 0 czk i learned from the praguer honest guide

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ljs

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@lkundrak @vbabka inflation probably makes this 20k czk
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka more like 1k.
that was a decimal comma in that toot of yours, right?

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ljs

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@lkundrak @vbabka OH GOD STOP IT

Accept british customs take your top off drink 20 beers and lie in the street go on I know you want to
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka okay but no oasis

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ljs

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@lkundrak @vbabka honestly it's unbelievable that you would prefer blur, the most pretentious band of the era.

Atone!
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lkundrak@octodon.social

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@ljs @vbabka

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ljs

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@lkundrak @vbabka I am the kindest man you will ever meet
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spazef0rze@infosec.exchange

Michal Špaček

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@djasa @hny @vbabka spazef0rze je doma, zavirovanej :-(

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mfranc@mastodon.xyz

Miroslav Franc

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@vbabka Needless to say, that haven't stopped certain people from trying to "hack" it. ;-)

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KarMik7@mastodon.social

Karel Lerak

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@vbabka When it looks infunctional try pushing buttons randomly.

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ozzelot@mstdn.social

Ozzelot anarchy linux

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@vbabka Step 1: remove paper
Step 2: have fun
...
Step 42: run DOOM

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tyil@fedi.tyil.nl

tyil

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@vbabka So its not free.

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vbabka

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@lkundrak it gets worse, now they want the same thing at train stations and there's a petition against it already https://zdopravy.cz/pitna-voda-jen-pres-aplikaci-proti-planu-spravy-zeleznic-na-nove-automaty-vznikla-petice-180352/
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