@monsieuricon It turned off the air conditioner to divert all spare power for extra performance
@monsieuricon It made the CPU drop every other bit, so it was able to go through twice the bits in same time
@monsieuricon it dumped the exhaust electrons back into the decoder to make EMM386 load TSRs into UMBs.
@kroitus @monsieuricon those Turbo "gums" would easily dislodge any tooth fillings you have 😅
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Activated the nitrous boosters, obviously. But then we suffered a severe shortage of nitrous oxide for use in dental procedures, so the government outlawed the turbo button.
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It plays a song, at random, from Judas Priest's album Turbo.
@monsieuricon it installed the Turbo virus from that movie about arcade video games.
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It rerouted all CPU commands to a MOS Technology 6510 coprocessor.
@monsieuricon Turbo was actually sort for TU Release Blessed Oranges and would summon fruit for you
@kroitus@river.group.lt @monsieuricon@social.kernel.org dammit, just wanted to write this!
@monsieuricon easy, increased exhaust opening and your PC sounded better
@monsieuricon Booted https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_the_Tortoise from a ROM
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It made the girl you were secretly in love with to go for a date with you.
But it didn't. So you spent your evenings alone learning PHP to build a social network to eventually spy on her at the university.
But the service took off and got out of your hands, destroyed democracy and eventually the whole Earth, as the elected leaders were so dumb to not prioritize dealing with global risks for local profit.
@xexaxo @monsieuricon toffee candies (also known as "iris") were way more affective at that.