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ljs

I MAY have dropped a 27.5kg dumbbell on my water bottle.

Note I say MAY have.
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dougmerritt@mathstodon.xyz

DougMerritt (log😅 = 💧log😄)

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Edited 1 year ago

@ljs
Sorry to contradict you, but no, you didn't drop anything on your water bottle.

It's just that, after all of your working out, you've become so freakishly strong that your grip crushed your water bottle merely by reaching out to take it.

You are now in danger of killing all humans within your casual reach, and indeed many outside that range as well, and must now be quarantined from the human race.

See your insurance agent for details, then turn yourself in at the nearest police station.

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ljs

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@dougmerritt DAMN SON these gainz are out of hand!
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ljs

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@ohjames yes! And it doesn't leak.

Next time when I drop the weights I must make sure water bottle is elsewhere this is kind of on me
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vbabka

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@dougmerritt @ljs luckily not much is in the casual reach of Lorenzo's tiny T-Rex arma
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ljs

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@vbabka @dougmerritt WHAT!

Actually, no, accurate
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