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ljs

sched_ext is great and better than realtime linux

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ljs

I may actually not mean this btw

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Anisse

Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@ljs Too late, I will now go to every remotely related linux kernel conference with this t-shirt

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ljs

Reply to @Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@Aissen SHITTTTTT

Luckily nobody will believe it as you said 'kernel expert't here

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Anisse

Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

Edited 6 months ago

@ljs I did not have enough space for the full title:

Linux kernel expert on memory management (has literally written the book) and shitposting

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ljs

Reply to @Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@Aissen I like to consider my expertise is very much focused on the latter

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NetworkManager

NetworkManager@fosstodon.org

Edited 6 months ago

@ljs@social.kernel.org @Aissen
- Lorenzo "@ljs" Stoakes, kernel expert
+ Lorenzo @ljs Stoakes, "kernel expert"

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K. Ryabitsev

Reply to @Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@Aissen @ljs I didn't think they still made shirts out of asbestos.

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Anisse

Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

Reply to @monsieuricon

@monsieuricon @ljs Good catch! I'll need many duplicates in case the first ones accidentally catch fire.

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ljs

Reply to @Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@Aissen @monsieuricon Can we extend the shirt using some kind of logically verified safe language so we could diagnose the causes of the fires?

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Anisse

Aissen@social.treehouse.systems

@ljs @monsieuricon

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs now sir YOU are crossing the line

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ljs

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@oleksandr notice my follow up toot which exonerates me

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs too late, I already replied

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ljs

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr well I'm going to extend you with some bpf code so you just agree with everything i say

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs my verifier rejects that unconditionally

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ljs

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@oleksandr your verifier is broken, let me exploit it

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs CONFIG_BPF=n

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ljs

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@oleksandr sorry your make oldconfig set it to y again

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs I'm youngconfig still.

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ljs

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr my friend take a look in the mirror, you're old and you said yes to ALL the mods

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs the only rational thing in this is that I should wipe the mirror

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ljs

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr and then you can see a reflection of incredible Czech cuisine on your table?

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs no, I see an electric water boiler

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ljs

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@oleksandr what's your favourite Czech meal?

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs name at least one to choose from as I'm not aware of any true native Czech meal

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ljs

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr beef tartare and dumplings

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs nope, tartare is French or even Tatar, and dumplings are worldwide

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ljs

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr I will kernel dumpling you and we'll have beef

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DougMerritt (log😅 = 💧log😄)

dougmerritt@mathstodon.xyz

Reply to @NetworkManager@fosstodon.org

@NetworkManager @ljs@social.kernel.org @Aissen @ljs@fosstodon.org
- Lorenzo @ljs Stoakes, "kernel expert"
+ Lorenzo @ljs Stoakes, kernel "expert"

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ljs

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@dougmerritt @NetworkManager @Aissen @ljs all accurate also

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

@ljs pimp my vmcore

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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

lkundrak@metalhead.club

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

Edited 6 months ago

@oleksandr @ljs but check out true czech metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRcVTvQAlU

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

@ljs and one smažák for mister @oleksandr please

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @ljs I don't even have to joke about it, thank you very much.

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

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@lkundrak @ljs Yes, but from a fresh cheese in Carpathian mountains.

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@oleksandr @ljs eidam třicítku

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@oleksandr @ljs branika desitku

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @ljs nope, it is called "budz" in Ukrainian

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr @ljs pardon
budzvar desitku

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

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@lkundrak @ljs I bet you can do better :)

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @ljs nope, budz is cheese

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr @ljs budiž cheese
got it

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Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

oleksandr@natalenko.name

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @ljs I think you wouldn't pass face control in a hucul village

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