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ljs

My biggest wtf about pilots is how they ever understand people on the radio.

Literally every time I hear aero radio chats I find it near-impossible to make out wtf they're saying
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs ADVISE WHEN READY TO COPY NUMBER

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bencardoen@mstdn.science

Ben Cardoen

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@ljs
Not a pilot, but I guess pilot messages are relatively domain specific, so could have lower entropy than general language, which can help as the brain can map the noisy comms to far fewer possible sentences

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ljs

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@bencardoen yeah that makes sense, but you have to make out things like frequencies, and like the waypoint names and that and so you have also have to make things out.

But I guess again you adapt with experience.

I'd be panicking hearing 'golf hotel fiver nine heavy, ascend to flight level 270 abeam papa delta echo'

probably reply 'screech! SCREECH!' and brachiate like the not so great ape I am
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bencardoen@mstdn.science

Ben Cardoen

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@ljs
Yeah, I couldn't do it either, especially with the risks/consequences of misunderstandings

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs also notams
like an entire language based on WIN32 type names

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ljs

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@lkundrak pull up pull up *screeches* altitude altitude altitude! *brachiate* terrain! Terrain! Terrain ahead! *screeech*
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs one hundred
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVa3W8XiP4

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ljs

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@lkundrak MINIMUMS
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs oh no declaring a pan pan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(genus)

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ljs

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@lkundrak too gen(i)us for me OVERSPEED OVERSPEED
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs *takes out the most primitive dominance display checklist*

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ljs

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@lkundrak we'd make great ape pilots.

I mean everybody would die but we'd be screeching like kings
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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

nameless Cat Pâñíçkøvā

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@ljs @lkundrak sounds a lot like the russian air force
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ljs

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony @lkundrak I think they're a great historic reenactment society.

Vintage planes, drunk pilots
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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

nameless Cat Pâñíçkøvā

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@ljs @lkundrak i loved that scene the last year or so when they had to show a us drone that they are true kings of the sky and proceeded to dangerously push it out of the sky nearly crashing own planes
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ljs

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony @lkundrak yeah they're hilariously shit like the rest of the military.

It's only numbers that mean they can do anything at all
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs *laughs in aeroflot*

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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

nameless Cat Pâñíçkøvā

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@lkundrak @ljs that's yet another game to play indeed
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ljs

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@lkundrak I travelled on aeroflot years ago before the war.

Seemed ok but everything was SO delayed.

Flew on hilariously obvious Russian copy of airbus on one leg
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs > Seemed ok
probably not in the cockpit

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ljs

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@lkundrak *SCREECHES*
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs *smoke in the cabin*

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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Edited 11 months ago

@ljs ATC: smoke of fumes
PM: *bong noises*

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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Edited 11 months ago

@ljs ATC: souls and fuel
PM: sold to devil and two hours *more bong noises*

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ljs

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@lkundrak pan pan pan

ATC: Are you declaring an emergency?
Captain: No declaring genus *bong noises*
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs ATC: Roger
PM: Lorenzo pleased to meet you *blgblgblgblg*

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ljs

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@lkundrak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDUkR3DOFw
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs *master caution sounds* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz5d4Q_ykFc&t=321s

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs ROFL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b9_r2PZlWg

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ljs

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@lkundrak https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-07-30-mn-456-story.html

*SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH*
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs born to brachiate
lived to fiddle with plane configuration

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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

nameless Cat Pâñíçkøvā

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@lkundrak @ljs flap flap or extend the flaps, what's the difference
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@pony @ljs *extends neck hair in threatening manner*
*v1*

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ljs

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@lkundrak @pony rolls around the cabin causing chaos

ROTATE! SCREEECH!
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ljs @pony *bong angle*
*bong angle*

screeeeech

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