Nice Autumn walk

@ljs Missing obligatory sign like everywhere in ČR.

@oleksandr and what does it mean since I can't be arsed to google lens it

@ljs @oleksandr
Literal: footpath not maintained in winter season.
Actual: footpath not maintained in winter or any other season. Why are you not driving a car, are you poor or something?

@algebraicterror @oleksandr lollll god

@ljs Why did I give an alt text.

@oleksandr because you worry about @lkundrak being so high he can't see the pic but can get a screen reader to read the alt text?

@ljs @lkundrak True.

@algebraicterror @ljs ČR is known for a road sign stupidity illness. For instance, this very place https://mapy.cz/s/luvazozutu is just a contiguous sidewalk (combined with a bike lane), but according to the signs on both sides of the bridge, under the bridge the sidewalk is not a sidewalk. I guess this is done to prevent lawsuits in case someone in a train that passes over that bridge pisses on you and you then die because of a chemical burn, or in case the bridge falls on you, or I dunno.

@oleksandr @algebraicterror or the fish falls out of the fish bowl that is your own skull

@oleksandr @algebraicterror @ljs where Cyklisto, sesedni z kola? This is where I got my only traffic fine ever, 100 CZK. https://mapy.cz/s/rapevafura
I think it's legal to continue on bike there now.

@vbabka @oleksandr @algebraicterror I'm frankly astonished I've never got a speeding ticket myself, back when i had my previous car anyway...

@vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror Plenty of those here too. I was stopped once too under a different sign, but with no fine, policajti were kind enough. Happened here: https://mapy.cz/s/dajovumodu The thing is that on the map, there was and still is a numbered bike trail marked across this bridge.

@ljs @vbabka @algebraicterror Municipal police here is strange. On one hand, they are OK with ignoring a guy who shoots at the crowd from his window using airgun for a couple of hours, on the other hand, they stop me when I try to catch a tram on a red light. Oook.

@oleksandr @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror this *is* a good intoxication spot

@lkundrak @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror Sir, it's a zoo, there are children.

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka @algebraicterror brno municipal police is very much okay, except for occasional little bullying
in prague they occasionally beat a homeless person
and in pardubice i got a public obscenity fine (no saussage)

@pony @oleksandr @ljs @vbabka @algebraicterror there's a lovely bench by the river

@oleksandr @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror have you ever considered taking children to the zoo when not intoxicated??

@lkundrak @oleksandr @ljs @algebraicterror Pardubice MP is famous for funny social media posts, did they make one about you too, then?

@lkundrak @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror I enjoy watching meerkats while being sober. It's the rest of Brno that makes me want to drink.

@vbabka @oleksandr @ljs @algebraicterror they act like total státní bezpečnost, second in idiocy only to lázně bohdaneč sheriffs

@oleksandr @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror drop acid and go see the llamas 🦙 at hády. they're pretty odd bunch actually 🦄 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 🧠 🚫

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror watching and doing what over meerkats??? OMFG!

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka @algebraicterror hail him 🌊🪓🐟

@lkundrak @vbabka @ljs @algebraicterror I can break my legs just by going there even when sober. Llamas are cool, though.

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror breaking your legs to do what over the llamas sir??? OMFG!

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror They are cute.

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka @algebraicterror oh praise the meerkat sasha 🧠🪓🐿️

@oleksandr @algebraicterror @lkundrak @vbabka think we need the státní bezpečnost based on Sasha's confessions honestly...

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka @algebraicterror *meercat squeal* SQUEAL SQUEAL!

🧠🪓🐿️

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror 'cute' uh huh, now get into the police van sir

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror They are cute too. And intelligent. They shit at one specific place only, unlike people in Brno.

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror or in the kernel

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka @algebraicterror yeah get into the van halen

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka @algebraicterror My IP is ::1, my phone number is 112 (999 for our UK fellows).

@oleksandr @ljs @lkundrak @algebraicterror the UK number is actually 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

@vbabka @Oleksandr @ljs @lkundrak @algebraicterror Easy to remember!

@vbabka @oleksandr @lkundrak @ljs @algebraicterror oh no I've had a bit of a tumble

@lkundrak @vbabka @oleksandr @ljs @algebraicterror they both breathe bad smoke from Paramo & Semtín