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Lorenzo Stoakes

Every time I look at linked in I want to vomit

I know I posted some cringey shit there but still

Vom
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@ljs did you ever post there in support of AllatRa?
See, not so bad.
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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@ljs do they at least praise satan over there?

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@vbabka I'd rather stab myself in the head with a fork, so no I don't
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@lkundrak so very very few.

I may start in order to trim down my follower count.

'I WORSHIP SATAN AND ANYBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME DOES TOO AND MUST DRILL INTO THEIR SKULL AND INSTALL A FISH AND POND WATER TO PROVE IT'

That ought to do the trick
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@ljs
now I definitely must not unfollow you in order to keep you safe from fish and pond water!
@lkundrak

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@darth @ljs THIS IS NOT A DRILL

*drill* *drill*

I REPEAT
NOT A DRILL
🌊 πŸͺ“ 🐟

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@lkundrak @darth repeat THIS IS NOT A DRILL - DRILL DRILL DRILL!

Sorry to clarify, we mean drill a hole in your skulll, replace your brain with pond water, and insert a fish into your skowl.

Nothing crazy, so relax!
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