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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

getting increasingly suspicious about the swag from my employer

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@lkundrak it's ok to drill a hole in your skull, extract your brain, pour pond water in and then a fish
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @ljs

@ljs stuck on step 2 sir. found avocado 🥑

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@lkundrak cc: @vegard
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pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

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@lkundrak I’d also cry (more) if I got gingerbread instead of some good tasty sweet.
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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

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@ljs @vegard @lkundrak I've just noticed there is no ENOBRAIN in include/uapi/asm-generic/errno.h

That's asking for a 2025-04-01 patch. Any volunteers?

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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

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@ljs @vegard @lkundrak that's normal condition after SIGFISHSKOWL

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vbabka

Vlastimil Babka

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@lkundrak should have obscured "figured out" fully, would be funnier
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @vbabka

@vbabka tried to, but it ended like it always does

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BillySmith@social.coop

Billy Smith

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@lkundrak

Are those boxcutters? 🤣

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @BillySmith@social.coop

@BillySmith it's gingerbread.

sharp objects and other self-harm accessories are available upon request from the workspace services team

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piggo@piggo.space

Piggo verified_horse

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@lkundrak @BillySmith HR provided self-harm utensils
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @piggo@piggo.space

@piggo @BillySmith
- i asked for self-harm accessories
- yeah?
- all i got was jira links?
- exactly!

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