Where @oleksandr works

@ljs Where /me really works.

@oleksandr any oxen?

@ljs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Oxen_Low_When_Mangers_are_Full%3F

@oleksandr of course, Ukrainian

@ljs It is translated into English for poor plebs, too.

@oleksandr what even us fucks who boil potatoes and fish and call that a cuisine??

@ljs Sure thing.

@oleksandr A day in the life of Ivan fishochipsovich

@ljs Solzhenitsyn was anti-Ukrainian, so, just in case, fuck you.

@oleksandr lol god sorry I didn't know... I thought he was on the 'good side' being anit-Stalinlist...

@ljs It's not all black and white, you know.

@oleksandr oh I know it all too well, some people even dare to hate the UK

@ljs Oh who would have thought, what for.

@oleksandr various things, @vbabka and other Czechs have some kind of grudge for some unknown reason for instance

@oleksandr @vbabka oh they have more claim to it than the Poles who apparently blame us for 'leaving them to the Russians' when like we literally went to war for them and _totally bankrupted ourselves_ in doing so...

What were we meant to do about the red army? Attack them? That one annoys me.

Czech one is maybe you know. A little more valid lol

@ljs @vbabka

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@oleksandr @vbabka I like how it's ratelimited.

@ljs @vbabka TBH, you are successful in bankrupting yourselves even without Poles whatsoever.

@oleksandr @vbabka people don't realise that the UK was left absolutely financially devastated after ww2.

Truly was a great good we did, and we didn't have to either... strong pressure to reach a deal with hitler but we stood against.

Of course people are very appreciative of that 👀

@ljs @vbabka Remember Brexit.

@ljs @vbabka That's just to reserve some resources for hating other things.

@oleksandr @vbabka oh you mean that thing I voted against? Yes I remember it

@oleksandr @vbabka so-called Czech croissants?

@ljs @vbabka Oh sir, rest assured, your vote didn't matter.

@ljs @vbabka Meanwhile, Czech croissant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trdelník (which is Hungarian in fact as Czechs do not have cuisine)

@oleksandr @vbabka cc: @lkundrak

that looks amazing.
LOLLL at the comment in parentheses...

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka bruh it's from skalica

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka why is sir not screeching? WHY DOES SIR NOT DO A DOMINANCE DISPLAY?

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka this babka is gonna knock on sasha's door one day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LzaxnhThtc

@lkundrak @ljs @vbabka This is fine, it was a part of Hungarian kingdom.

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka naughty babka

@lkundrak @ljs @vbabka Plot twist: I do not have any door.

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka this explains the wood

@oleksandr @ljs @lkundrak your mom does not have any cuisine

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka 🪓 *knock on the wood*

*shriek*

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka *SHRIEK SHRIEK* *DOMINANCE DISPLAY STOOD ON THE SHOULDERS OF THE BABKA AIMED AT THE SASHA*

*BRACHIATE AWAY*

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka 🤵🪓🐟 EVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka do you have windows?
do you, sasha?

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka *SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK*

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka he has windows ME (Ukrainian edition) *SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK*

🤵🪓🐟

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka does it use cp666

@vbabka @lkundrak @ljs I bet she does. Look at me.

@oleksandr @vbabka @lkundrak

yes look at sasha. He is the captain now.

@lkundrak @ljs @vbabka

[~]> ls /mnt/vms/02-windows/
aapro.iso  cdrom.iso  drivers.iso  msoffice.iso  sda.img  start.sh  vars.img

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka ukrainian captain,
not recognized by the czech law tho

@lkundrak @ljs @vbabka One more election like that, and Slovaks will not be recognised too.

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka 🪓😮

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka do you think they're having one more election?

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka they'll keep having elections until annexation with Ukraine and the one true croissant reigns supreme

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka but who will rule the ukrainian-slovak kingdom?

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka Bratislavska oblast is rather an overhead.

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka Vivak Stoakescu

*SHRIEK*

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka 👑 GOAT SHAVE THE APE KING 👑

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka aren't we all

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka What about London oblast?

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka London-venkov

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka Imagine speaking received pronunciation, and then suddenly facing the reality of English classes in Brno schools.

@lkundrak @ljs @vbabka London — předměstí Děčína.

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka wait are you downtalking London?

Because you know I'm fine with that, fuck London, I love Exeter, capital of the world <3

🐟

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka went to a cave recently and the lady there said "above us are 15 meters (.47 pint) of devonian rock"

and i was like *fuck yeah* *shriek* *dominance display*

@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka It's an allusion to a well-known self-induced Brno inferiority claiming that Brno is a předměstí Vídně. (https://moravska-galerie.cz/vystavy/brno-predmesti-vidne/)

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka note bratislava makes the same claim

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka oh hail him HAIL HIM INDEED! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka you are my favourite předměstí Vídně

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka praise the devonian satan floating around with a prerelease versions of everything and not giving a fuck 🌊🪓 🐟

@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka hail him indeed 🌊🪓 🐟

@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka we both seen it with our very own eyes that they don't even have traffic signs with smoke coming from them in vienna. clearly inferior

@lkundrak, well, quite clearly, Bratislava’s right. It’s twice closer.

@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka

@andrew_shadura @lkundrak @ljs @vbabka A contest of who is more miserable, Brno or Bratislava, is open!

@ljs @oleksandr Beautifully brutalist!

@ohjames @oleksandr oh do you like brutality do you hun? <3

@ljs @oleksandr I love brutalism architecture.