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Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

Bro, this Paris car traffic restriction zone (it’s not even just a selective ban) is so tiny it’s not even funny?
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@pony @kaia wait she's... parked there?

I mean no surprise at car
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@ljs @pony
no, husband parked there and if you say something it will go "I WAS JUST THERE FOR A MINUTE! THERE IS NO OTHER SPACE! YOU CAN F**** OFF YOU FASCISTS DESTROY THE COUNTRY" etc. I'm sure pony has similar experiences sadcat
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@kaia @pony you can't fucking park on crossing it's literally illegal.

I mean that's the case here I'm sure it's the case there, drive around and find an actual parking spot lord

I mean I like to be able to drive out here in the country but Prague seems to have fucked up massively on car situation.

Unless you're in Brno? I forget
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@kaia @pony @ljs you're not meant to say anything, you just walk over it and calmly disappear into the evening mist
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@liskin @pony @kaia when you say disappear do you mean like fade out magically? Or some kind of vampire thing? Or what? Nuclear annihilation?
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@ljs @pony @kaia In Brno there are no pedestrians, there are moving obstacles.

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@phnt @pony @kaia yeah I feel like early mistake where made in many cities on this.

Like the whole 'stick a highway through a city' thing... like no.

I'm a fan of cars but you have to plan things sensibly.

Public transport is obviously how you attack it but yeah not always easy.

I mean look at UK public transport outside of London (lol)
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@ljs @pony @kaia walking away is what I had in mind, but climbing into a tree is another option
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@liskin @pony @kaia OH HAIL HIM! HAIL HIM! SCREEEECH SCREEECH!!

cc: @lkundrak YOU GET HERE RIGHT NOW!

*SCREECH SCREECH!*

*BRACHIATES AWAY*
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@kaia @pony @ljs ah the good ole sociopath filter
for which the only good remedy is an u-lock

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@pony @kaia btw in slovakistan they got zero idea what these striped things on the ground are for

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@ljs @pony @kaia btw notice the slovak license plate
in slovakia they do not recognize pedestrian crossings. period.
czechs are a bit better at this, they only park in dedicated lanes, for busses, bikes & rescue systems

(obviously, not all of them. if you talk to them, you quickly realize this selects for a very specific sort of always-a-victim sort of people who can only be reasonably talked to once they start fearing for their lives)

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@ljs @pony @kaia @liskin *HALF ASSED DOMINANCE DISPLAY*

*CONFUSED SHRIEK*

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@pony It doesn't even include the student neighbourhood in the Ve? Lol

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@pony Ridiculous lack of ambition. Brussels had a plan to blanket the whole city in such restricted through traffic zones, before it got partially killed by some of our petty mayors.

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