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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

For my personal account, please follow @monsieuricon@castoranxieux.ca.

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Womp womp.
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I give you the weirdest possible way to ask for a banana in Norwegian.
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Gotta admit, ChatGPT 5 is a lot better about not putting in wordslop.
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I swear, I get the weirdest sh*t at this email address sometimes.

(But it sounds like a song by Bob Dylan. Or his Slovak counterpart. Bob Dylanov?)
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I once again ask you to please stop using gmail for mailing lists.

Attached is a screenshot of *just one* of the 4 nodes delivering various kernel mailing list traffic with a deferred queue of 100,000+ messages, all for gmail.

We are currently sitting on about 500,000 deferred messages, all for gmail. I am very, very close to just banning gmail addresses from large lists.
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Geez, Duo, I've already committed to continuing with Norsk even though my trip is now finished. You don't have to lay it on so thick, dude.
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Edited 17 days ago
To: helpdesk@kernel.org
Subject: Operating system other than Microsoft

Hello

What’s the latest Linux operating system. We’re going to test Linux on one of our computers to see how it will run with other software. Not going to drink the Microsoft kool-Aid and pay them monthly software tribute if we use windows 11.

This should be a selling point for you guys.
Best
Felix:.
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If you're looking for an official document proving that you're 18+, I know a guy.

Glory to Arstotzka.
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Sir, what do you think we do around here?
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Annoyingly, they didn't have a "mi toki pona" badge.
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What, no earthquake?
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Selfie, eye contact
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At the Oslo harbour with my Canadian contingent and the pride neckers on.
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It's not cultural appropriation if you don't claim it as your own. :) We dutifully told everyone who wanted to hear that it's the cultural tradition of Ojibwe and several other first nations tribes.
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Ready or not, her vi kommer.
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Did you hear that, bugzilla? You're exceptional. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
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"Many have wasted away before it, not knowing if what they have seen is real, or even possible."
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My least favourite type of mail sent to root@ is from people who I hope are receiving medical attention for their mental health. It is very disturbing that, lately, it's more and more "universal trufs" tortured out of ChatGPT.

This sh*t is real: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ai-spiritual-delusions-destroying-human-relationships-1235330175/
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