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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

For my personal account, please follow @monsieuricon@castoranxieux.ca.

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K. Ryabitsev 🍁

/me ignoring email threads on Thanksgiving

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If "Audio format not available in my region," then maybe you shouldn't let me register and pay in my region, since you know for a fact that it's not going to do me any good?
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Edited 2 days ago
le make oldconfig && le make

Bienvenue.
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0H N03Z, 1'V3 B33N H4X0R3D!
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Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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Dear [SENDER],

I came upon your message in my [EMAIL PROVIDER] inbox. I was really impressed by your [USE OF TEMPLATING], but it looks like [YOUR LLM OF CHOICE] didn't follow your [PROMPT OR LACK THEREOF].

Please accept my sincerest [CREATIVE EQUIVALENT OF EATING A BUCKET OF D*CKS].
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Jeg klarte det. Ikke helt sikker pΓ₯ hvorfor jeg fortsetter med Γ₯ lΓ¦re norsk, men jeg fortsetter. :) Kanskje fordi det er awesome. 😎
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Oh no, not TLS 1.1!
Anyway.
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Augun mΓ­n!
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Womp womp.
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I give you the weirdest possible way to ask for a banana in Norwegian.
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Gotta admit, ChatGPT 5 is a lot better about not putting in wordslop.
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I swear, I get the weirdest sh*t at this email address sometimes.

(But it sounds like a song by Bob Dylan. Or his Slovak counterpart. Bob Dylanov?)
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I once again ask you to please stop using gmail for mailing lists.

Attached is a screenshot of *just one* of the 4 nodes delivering various kernel mailing list traffic with a deferred queue of 100,000+ messages, all for gmail.

We are currently sitting on about 500,000 deferred messages, all for gmail. I am very, very close to just banning gmail addresses from large lists.
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Geez, Duo, I've already committed to continuing with Norsk even though my trip is now finished. You don't have to lay it on so thick, dude.
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Edited 2 months ago
To: helpdesk@kernel.org
Subject: Operating system other than Microsoft

Hello

What’s the latest Linux operating system. We’re going to test Linux on one of our computers to see how it will run with other software. Not going to drink the Microsoft kool-Aid and pay them monthly software tribute if we use windows 11.

This should be a selling point for you guys.
Best
Felix:.
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If you're looking for an official document proving that you're 18+, I know a guy.

Glory to Arstotzka.
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Sir, what do you think we do around here?
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