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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

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Montrรฉal, Quรฉbec, Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

American elections take place in early November because that makes it convenient to take their scariest monsters and skeletons left over from Halloween and vote them into office, where they can be stored for the next two to four years.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Welcome to being a 51st state, Venezuela. Watch out or you'll end up like Puerto-Rico, where half of Americans don't even know that puertoriqueรฑos are actually US citizens.
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@ornes @ah oh, also, I've not yet had a chance to try fรฅrikรฅl, but I look forward to it one day!
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@ornes @ah right, I just always saw sau. ;)

(It's a dad joke that won't stop.)
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@ah I had to look up what fรฅr means as a noun, since Norsk doesn't use it, but I'm pleased that I mostly got it all by myself!
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Here is a Danish dad joke:

- Far, fรฅr fรฅr fรฅr?
- Nej, fรฅr fรฅr ikke fรฅr. Fรฅr fรฅr lam.

You are welcome.

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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Very happy it's not Bolsonaro again, but wouldn't mind if Lula takes an actual hard line against Putin as opposed to pretending nothing untoward is happening in Ukraine.
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Renata ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŒˆ

BRILHOU A PORRA DA ESTRELA!

PUTA QUE PARIU!!!

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Aleksandar Todoroviฤ‡

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's done. It's finally done. After 14 YEARS Serbia is finally free.

Student-lead coalition won >50% of the votes in national elections.

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Mick ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Edited 2 days ago

BC ๐Ÿ‘Ž
Serbia ๐Ÿ‘
Israel โ“
Brazil ๐Ÿ‘
US โ“

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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Elon Musk
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is a piece of shit human being.
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@yura the weirdest part of this process is trying to remember past conversations with someone and having them come out in English in your head. Brains reconstruct reality when we do the whole "remembering" thing.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Remember in Portal 2 when there's a 6-digit code on the door that the player has to get through and Whitley starts trying to hack it by sequentially trying the numbers: 000001, 000002, 000003... Anyway, he would have actually hacked eMudhra that way. So, I guess the joke is on us.
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@renata right? otherwise everyone would just haunt posh resorts in Bali?
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@jzb You'd think they'd be making a killing around the end of October!
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@renata I think only those that actually die in a funeral home get to haunt it, no? blobcatthink
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Do they decorate funeral homes for halloween? ๐Ÿค”
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PS: mi olin e toki pona mi kin, taso mi toki e *toki lon*. blobcatdab
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

I know you're all deep in patching your systems, but I can't get this off my mind. I have an important survey to run!

Which foreign language, which you do not speak or understand, sounds the cutest to you? And what is your native language?

Specifically "cute" like "aww" -- not pretty.

To my slavic-native ear, Czech sounds super cute, even though I don't speak or understand it apart from some very common shared words. Others say that Japanese sounds really cute to them.

What about you? Comment pls -- what is your native language and what language sounds super cute to you?
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@jeroen I don't actually have any insider information about kernel vulnerabilities. :) Besides, we're as dependent on distro updates as any other person -- we don't run vanilla kernels on our systems.
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