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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

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OMG, is it a full moon or something?
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Edited 1 year ago
Today, I am starting a new business aimed at improving the fitness of aging millennials.

I will make those goths fucking run.
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Reply to @monsieuricon
Part 2: WHY DO YOU INSTALL DEMAON FOR HARDWARE I NEVER FUCKING HAD !!!!!! STOP INSTALLING GOST DEAMON !!!!!!!
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To: helpdesk@kernel.org

i asked this in a DECENT way FOR MORE THEN TEN YEARS


WHY !!!
DO YOU
INSTALL
SHIT
I DO NOT FUCKING USE AT ALL

STOP INSTALLING HARDWARE
I DO NOT HAVE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND !!!!!!


EXPLAIN
WHY THIS IS SO IMPORTEND
WHILE
IT DOES
FUCKING
NOTHING
AT ALL !!!!

EXPLAIN
INSTEAD IF GOSTHING ME FOR ASKING
WTF YOU YOU INSIST FOR!!!!!!!

HOW CAN I KEEP MY SYSTEM CLEAN

WHILE YOU KEEP FUCKING TRESS PASSING IT
WITH CRAP SOFTWARE
WITH CRAP DEAMONS

I DO NOT HAVE A WACOM

WHY DO YOU FORCE ME TO FUCKING INSTALL THIS FUCK

WHAT IS YOUR SHIT TO INSIST THIS FREAK DEAMON IN MY COMPUTER !!!!!!

WHY DOI YOU INSIST
IN INSTALLING IT

WHY!!!

I ASK THAT FOR MORE THAT 10 YEAAARS!


STOP GOSTHING MY COMPUTER

FOR HARDWARE

I FUCKING
NEVER HAD!!!!!!


STOP GOSTHING ME
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WHY DO YOU INSTALL DEMAON FOR HARDWARE I NEVER FUCKING HAD !!!!!! STOP INSTALLING GOST DEAMON !!!!!!!
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To: helpdesk@kernel.org

YOU INSTALL GOSTHG DEAMONSD

STOP PRESSING WITH HARDWATE UI DO NOT HAVE AT ALL

STOP PUTINGT DEAMONS NIN MY COMPUTER
WHILE THERE IS NO FUCKIONH AHARD WATE FOR IT

STOP BEING A SOFTAWRE FREAKL\
JUIST FOR THE FUCKING
TOY OF IT!!!!!

MY COMPUTER I(OS NOT YOUR FREAKING T^OY

WHY DO YOU INSIST T^O DELETE
HALF OF MY COMPUTER

IFD I WANT TO DELKETE
A FUCKING
GOSTHJ DEAOMN!!!!!

WTF ABOUT DELETING IT ????????


WHY IS IT INSTAlLED IN THE FIRST PLACE


WHY DO YOU INSIST IN INSTALLING BLUE TOOTH

I DONT HAVE IT

I DONT USE IT


I CAN DECIDE FOR myself

that it is not there aty all

so
wtf fuckingt fuck!!!!

but yr synapic and other Freak siftware

insist
to delete
all programs
that
do not
i repeat
dat not
use it
becouse
there eis
no fucking wacom

there is no fucking bleutooth

so
why do you insist

i delete evey thing
just to get rid
of a device

that does not exsist at all

why
do you make a demaon
run
for fucking
nothing!!!!!!!

whyu
is that im{portend
for y outo make
a goth fucking run


why!!!!!!!!!
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Any insights as to what the "linux-lugnuts" list may have been about? I'm guessing it's something to do with LUGs (Linux User Groups)?
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Reply to @jbowen@mast.hpc.social
@jbowen and when not, it's an attempt to get you to do some free work for their mass mailing company, who can mark your address as verified so they can resell it at a higher cost.
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If I want to stop receiving messages from you, I click "block and report as spam," which is dramatically faster and more effective, Jack.
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Reply to @monsieuricon
This is only the intermediary goal. Final goal is to allow lei search results delivered as a pop3 mailbox.
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"Subscribing" to mailing lists via sourcing a pop3 mailbox from lore.kernel.org now works. Should be of particular interest to gmail users.

I'll document after some more initial testing.
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Reply to @schizanon@mas.to
@schizanon That gives Chinese speakers a huge and unfair advantage. :)
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Humans: "I hate instances that allow more than 500 characters in a post. This is a microblogging service! If I wanted to read an article, I would read it on a real blog."
Same humans: "So, here's my thoughts on $thing. Thread 1/300."
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Reply to @monsieuricon
Looks like it may have been just my timeline. Posting something fixed it.

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I'm aware that the social.k.o home timeline isn't loading. Not sure why -- nothing obvious in the logs. I'm poking more.
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Reply to @Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com
@Ertain Metal Gear wasn't this messed up (but I didn't follow the franchise for ages, so perhaps I'm wrong).
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Reply to @monsieuricon
Like, fcks you up kind of messed up, I mean.
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Why didn't anyone warn me that the story line in Death Stranding is super messed up?
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Reply to @brauner@mastodon.social
@brauner it wouldn't have helped with the problem earlier today, but if you'd like to jump ahead of the queue and migrate fsdevel, just send a request to helpdesk@kernel.org.
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I'm aware that vger.kernel.org isn't able to deliver mail right now, but it's still not something I can fix (at least, not until we complete the migration).

All the right people have been alerted.
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Critic: "EVs are too dangerous because Li-ion batteries are prone to overheating and exploding".
Same critic: *sticks a Li-ion battery into their ear where it's as close as possible to the brain*
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Reply to @major@social.lol
@major you must be studying the Cuban dialect.
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