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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

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Montrรฉal, Quรฉbec, Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

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Oh no, the Tory candidate in my riding is an MMA fighter with the last name "Rusniak."
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@Teaceratops my favourite story is when I was at a restaurant in the South US and asked for some hot tea. The very friendly waitress said that they didn't have any, but that she'd be happy to microwave up some iced tea for me.
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@Teaceratops like, as opposed to dumping it into the Boston harbour?
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@sjvn The joke is a bit lost when nobody can understand what "Hฦฟฤซ ฤbฤ“odest รพลซ ลซs, รพonne ฤn วฃrendgeฦฟrit genลh ฦฟวฃre?" means. :)
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Imagine what Elon could have done for trans rights with all his money and power, if he loved his daughter.

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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Tired: README.md
Wired: README,eh
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@Transbian_Arsonists Nor just Dr. who, but Dr. when as well, nice.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

"WTF... oh, they saw /crypto/ in the URL."
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@major I guess you're ... in a league of your own.

(betcha nobody's made that joke before)
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

It should honestly be called "vape coding," not "vibe coding."
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

Should I be happy that it's Signal and not Slack?
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Forgot one.
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This is my creative way of testing the Akkoma upgrade.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

When a problem comes along, you must:
40% whip it
3% skip it
9% nib it
46% lie flat and do nothing
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

I should probably gatecrash the lsfmmbpf summit, since it's in Montreal this year. Might head that way on Wednesday.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

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Welp, election is upon us. I promise that I will do my best to remember to put it under the CW.

The riding I'm in votes 70-80% Liberal, so I can vote for whoever I like, but this year I might vote Liberal anyway, just as an FU to Poillievre.
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

When you send a dad joke online, its speed of transmission is measured in special units called "dad-bauds."
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K. Ryabitsev-Prime ๐Ÿ

"I'm not being unfriendly, it's just my 'resting kirpich face.'"
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