Hi:

Thank you for reporting that (checks) our SPF record has `~all` instead of `-all`. This is clearly a grave and inexcusable failing on our part and not at all intentional.

We will now gladly pay you a bounty of one hundred billion dollars for finding and responsibly disclosing this dangerous vulnerability to us.

/s

Anyone sharing anything about phones always listening to your conversations and showing you adverts about that:

(a) Do you realise how incredibly easy it is to monitor all the traffic coming from your phone?
(b) Do you understand how giant a scandal it would be if that were demonstrated?
(c) Do you know how many people there are who would love to be at the confluence of (a) and (b) and yet have not been because it's not a thing that's happening?

I can tell you whether Twitter's new encrypted DMs are secure or not before they're launched and I can also tell you that Facebook isn't keeping your phone CPU on all the time and streaming the audio back to target adverts better. There's plenty of ways they *do* violate privacy expectations, this isn't one of them.

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@semiprime I'm 100% sure this is what happened. The triple-dash bullet points, the emdash in the closing and the phrasing screams LLM-generated content.

@Lalufu mmm.. but we'd never agree on the kind of composite decking to use for the bike shed, so I feel this is not going to make things any better.

@rtzoeller deck the holes with mem'ry fences, tra-la-la-la-la la-la la-la?

Sir, what do you think we do around here?

I hate everything about this:
https://lore.kernel.org/git/VI1PR02MB4271E311313F60FB07359BB0B352A@VI1PR02MB4271.eurprd02.prod.outlook.com/T/#u

"Visit Dubai!"

Caitlín Doherty: I went to Dubai wrongheaded. I learnt nothing and left nauseated. I had thought it would be fun -- funny, even -- to experience the disorientation of standing at the pivot point between two world systems. Instead, it...
https://jwz.org/b/ykrd

Annoyingly, they didn't have a "mi toki pona" badge.

What, no earthquake?

@stux Maybe he's a Java programmer.

FYI, I did drop custom branding from kernel.org Anubis screens after the latest update. Mostly, it's because custom branding is now a part of the subscription service they provide (while keeping it fully free software), so I didn't want to create potential confusion. Also, that mascot is now nearly everywhere, so my initial reservations about its use are mostly moot.

ICYMI: the recording of @corbet's recent #OSSNA25 talk "Three Decades in Kernelland" recently became available:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNLBGiwfBSI

From the abstract[1]: The #Linux #kernel project has been going for well over 30 years. From its beginnings on floppy diskettes and beige boxes through to its current home in pockets and unseen data centers, the kernel project has been a constant exercise in rapid development and adaptation. I have been present for almost all of the kernel project's history as an observer, contributor, maintainer, and more; all that experience will be boiled down into a fast-moving tour of how the #LinuxKernel got to where it is, what makes it successful, and what may be coming next.

[1] https://ossna2025.sched.com/event/1zfit/three-decades-in-kernelland-jonathan-corbet-lwnnet

my response to every situation

All the slides at this meeting talk about how much time and effort "AI" would help us save, and all I want to do is point out how much time and effort I've sunk so far into keeping AI crawlers from DDoS'ing our infra.

@ornes Nei, vi var i Polaris, ikke så langt fra hovedscenen.