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Didn't know Tide pods came in orange.

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OK, so I ended up moving www.kernel.org to be served via Fastly and it's working well. I will probably move it back once we figure out what this okhttp traffic is.

Jeg er veldig smart.

Don't ask me why I'm learning Norsk, it's a secret, but my Duo username may give a hint.

x.x.x.x - - [10/Nov/2024:00:02:37 +0000] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 301 162 "-" "okhttp/4.9.0"

You know what’s interesting about this log line? It repeats 56,686,963 times in www.kernel.org logs for yesterday, across 4 nodes. That’s about 700 times a second, and this has been going on for months.

These requests aren’t intentionally malicious – they issue a simple GET /, receive their 301 redirect, and terminate the connection. From what I can tell, this is some kind of appliance or software installed on mobile clients that uses “can I reach www.kernel.org” as a network test.

This wouldn’t be that big of a deal – a single plaintext “GET /“ that triggers an immediate 301 is very cheap for us to generate, but the number of these requests has been steadily growing.

If you have any idea what this is and how to make it stop, please reach out?

Update to Fedora-41 was completely uneventful.

Not now honey. Daddy's checking to see if anyone liked the stupid joke he posted on the internet.

So, if mirrors.kernel.org went away...

The good news, they just keep a-coming, eh.

I guess we'll need to find a new home for kernel.org frontends by 2026.

I haven't been the most productive person over the past few days, but I think that describes most everyone's state of affairs. I'll try to catch up soon -- sorry if you've been waiting on me.

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#StarTrek

As a German, I’d recommend against voting for a dictator if there’s still another option.

#StarTrek

Canada, the America's pressure cooker lid.

I'm learning so much about everyday life in Brazil. Thank you, Duo!

Wow! Python has passed Javascript and is now the number one language on GitHub!

Depending on the context, a "billion" can either mean "two million" or "half a million."

STOP DOING HOMEWORK

CHILDREN WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEND TWELVE HOURS A DAY DOING SCHOOLWORK

YEARS OF BUSY WORK yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for replacing free time with MORE SCHOOL

Wanted to learn during your free time anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "THE LIBRARY"

"The assignment is due tomorrow. It is worth 50 percent of your grade." - Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

"Sorry can't go out tonight, I have homework"

They have played us for absolute fools

I can't give money to US politicians, but I can give money to Pizza to the Polls. Please go and vote against fascism when it's your turn, and maybe even enjoy a tasty slice of pizza.