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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"
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Garden looking a lot neater now.
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@vbabka told me that I shouldn't use roundup or a petrol mower.

Sorry bro.
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Reply to @sageofredondo@mastodon.social
@sageofredondo lol what kind of idiot would have one of those CPUs...

Oh...
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Linus Clawvalds is a little confused as to how his cat house works
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Sunday squats. 2 sets of 140kg (couple plates out of view in this shot lol), 2 sets of 150kg.

Using cage to keep it safe...
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Spending some quality time with my sweet Mary on #caturday
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Accurate
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When live gives you lemons, lift heavy
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Nice evening walk with cringe selfie included! 🍷
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Linus just nacked my series :(
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Reply to @mathieu@fosstodon.org
@mathieu with a tiling windows manager you can get away without tmux also ;)
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Reply to @algebraicterror@witter.cz
@algebraicterror Lol
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@ohjames thanks! It's a cute kitty bag
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Edited 3 months ago
I know it's cringe to post selfies BUT.

Today is the 1 year anniversary of me getting serious at the gym and I think the before/after tells a tale.

Look how happy I was to start all this! 🤣

28kg fat lost, bunch of muscle mass put on. It turns out it kinda works...

My hair is a lost cause though.
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The impact of the debate...
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Donald Trump now the odds-on favourite to win the election.

Well done Joe, your arrogance will hurt the literal entire world. Idiot.
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Mary tolerates Jim being in her vicinity, but at a lower level.

Sometimes a FAR lower level.
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From yesterday's stroll through the woods
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The face of extreme sleep deprivation.

Made sure to go vote though
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