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Linux kernel mm contributor, kernel/systems developer, writing a book about mm.

C/C++/(rust at some point!)

Book - https://linuxmemory.org/
Me - https://ljs.io/
Music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Arsenal fan, cat maniac, synth experimentalist. Brit.

Opinions are all my own and represent nobody else.
ljs

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Transcendence.
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Mary chilling on #caturday
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Linus was a serpent in a previous life. And this one!
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Takes seen on masto recently:

- wfh caused google layoffs
- there's no such thing as talent in programming

If it wasn't for @ptesarik 's excellent shit post today I'd despair
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Reply to @ptesarik@fosstodon.org
@ptesarik @vbabka Normally a nice person would comfort you here and say at least one of those isn't true, but I'm sorry it's all true
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Jim says good morning and enjoy the long weekend! Also 'feed me immediately'
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Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak
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The cycle of life at the local pond! Egyptian and Canadian geese with their goslings!
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Yeah linked in, you were already the fucking worst, you didn't need to make it fucking worstest worst
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The rain never ends here
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Reply to @pavel
@pavel @agx
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I represent as a #catdaddy in the gym on #caturday
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Reply to @ljs
Holy shit I read the actual article and it's much worse...
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Reply to @thomy2000@fosstodon.org
@thomy2000 I believe this is their new logo?
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More bucolic stuff, geese and goslings at the local pond!
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I think this from the 'other site' does more to expose the toxic mentality some companies appear to have towards their employees than anything else.

Imagine thinking like this... sadly many, many people seem to lose their moral compass in the workplace.
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'Twas rather bucolic though...
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Had a walk earlier and noticed that the local village is leaking
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Cherry wonders wtf you want from her?
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Reply to @vitaut@mastodon.social
@vitaut so cute! For some reason all of our cats are monstrous and aggressive, only 2/4 'get along' and it is like the more dominant one (Mary) tolerates the more submissive one (Jim), still hissing and whacking now and again, no cleaning of each other!!

I guess product of them being rescues from streets of Dubai where they've sadly often been mistreated. Mary is still very loving but more towards humans :) As is our Linus Clawvalds.

Cherry on the other hand (not a rescue!!), the tabby, has vowed to hate all creatures - human or cat - forever.

Funny how it goes!
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