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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"

"I don't recall one wholesome interaction with you"
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Nice picture from yesterday at the local pond... antidote to drama - DUCKS
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Oh god no Mihai...
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Struck me, walking through the woods today, peaceful and relaxed, how there are people fighting not so far away in very similar woods, getting shot at, shelled, having drones set on them by people who invaded their country without provocation.

Very, very sobering thing to think about.

And a reminder that, no matter how peaceful and safe things might seem today, anything can happen tomorrow.
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DRILL DRILL DRILL!!

This is not a drill!

DRILL!
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Car being used regularly...
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Went for a peaceful woodland walk today!
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I bought this cat house for Linus Clawvalds to sit in.

He has never sat in it.

Instead he does this.
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What even am I any more
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Edited 2 days ago
egregious before/after fat loss yada yada
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I couldn't find the original shirt, I guess I got rid of it :'( due to not fitting at all any more (had to do this with a ton of clothes).

But tried to recreate the pose...

At -41kg.

EDIT: Content warning as this is cringe, but also I only did this because facebook recommended the 'before' today :P
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Cat don't care
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Living in wet silent hill
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Edited 2 days ago
I AM THE CHURN KING!

ref: https://lwn.net/Articles/997959/
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Famous l337 hax0r Vmastilil Bobka @vbabka SPED UP BASED PENGUIN OS BY 4000%!!!!

Check it out and smash the like button + subscribe at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9dZkRwWEj8
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Mary won't let me move
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Britain summarised
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Jim has taken to sitting patiently waiting for me to do the right thing + give him some form of food

He's very sweet but he's also a little scary
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Reply to @MekahimeAkari@mastodon.social
@MekahimeAkari amusing shot (not sure if I shared on fedi before) of what happened to some shopping in boot of car when I took it round a few corners lollll
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Mihai at it again
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This makes up for recent stresses
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