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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"

"I don't recall one wholesome interaction with you"
@vbabka @mairacanal @lkundrak windows 8.1 sorted it all out anyway maira
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Nice picture from yesterday at the local pond... antidote to drama - DUCKS
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@liskin having said all that, we're shooting you out of a cannon
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@liskin last time I did nobody seemed to give a shit and they all rather grandstand or listen to big mouths who have no fucking clue.

And I got abuse for not immediately joining a lynching party last time too.

So yeah, it's not really worth the effort + stress, people don't care about facts they just want easy black + white drama
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@lkundrak @liskin sunday evening is a classic for that
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@liskin @ljs i am also waiting for one of those evening serious lorenzo got fed up with shit toots

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@liskin think my take is worth more than most given I'm actually an mm dev who saw it happen in real time (+ other stuff) rather than a rubbernecker ;) but anyway.

It's summarised by others better, so I retooted that...
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Lorenzo Stoakes

You'd expect me to go on about this recent drama but I don't even.
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@lkundrak it's ok to drill a hole in your skull, extract your brain, pour pond water in and then a fish
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cc @ljs *DRILL* *DRILL*

this is not a drill

*DRILL* 🧠🪓💻

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Oh god no Mihai...
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@jann I really hate some of this macro stuff to be honest, it is a bit of a bolted on horrible mess in the wild.

There's also the CLASS() stuff which I find kinda horrid.

And of course you then lose all the lifetime/borrow checker stuff.

I'd rather we keep doing expected C things in C...
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Krzysztof Kozlowski

Edited yesterday
Last year, for each of six Linux kernel releases - v6.7, v6.8 ... v6.12 - I was topping the list of most active contributors. This consistency led to a more interesting stat: I am one of the most active Linux kernel contributors for this period (and I don't count Kent here as he just dropped stuff out of tree... and then developed things to his own tree without review or mailing list collaboration) with 1339 commits upstream.

I am however more proud of another impact I made: I am one of the most active reviewers of the last one year of Linux kernel development. Reviewing takes a lot of time, a lot of iterations, a lot of patience, a lot of template answers and results with only "some" of reviewed-by credit going to Linux kernel git history. Yet here I am: ~1000 reviewed-by credits for last year v6.7 - v6.12 Linux kernel.

Source, LWN.net:
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/997959/377cf2f076306247/
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Struck me, walking through the woods today, peaceful and relaxed, how there are people fighting not so far away in very similar woods, getting shot at, shelled, having drones set on them by people who invaded their country without provocation.

Very, very sobering thing to think about.

And a reminder that, no matter how peaceful and safe things might seem today, anything can happen tomorrow.
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Edited 17 hours ago
Rant about EU weakness against Russian aggression over the years
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Amazing that Europe just let Russia attacking countries and here in the UK, FUCKING ASSASSINATE PEOPLE ON OUR FUCKING SOIL USING RADIOACTIVE AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS.

For years we just let them get away with outrages like this.

How fucking weak have we been.

Not as weak as the cowards on the US right or that weak as fuck capitulating dick Trump.

Now we see PRECISELY who would have given in to Hitler in the 30's. Peace in our time, indeed.

Cowards and traitors the lot.
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Checking out the details of the #Russia attack on the #Czechia ammunition depot in Vrbětice in 2014, I read with some amusement the then Prime Minister Andrej Babiš’s excuses of how “Russian agents were not attacking the Czech Republic, they were attacking the property of a Bulgarian company”, and then further excuses them that “the cargo was supposed to explode on the way, not in the Czech Republic”.

That was truly an awesome excuse! The Russians wanted the explosion to happen on the road in some town or on the highway, but it exploded on the spot - okay, time fuses are complicated, not their fault!

To put it bluntly, if then in 2014 there had been a determined EU and #NATO response to that attack of an absolutely belligerent and aggressive nature (people died) - such as in 2021-2022 i.e. sanctions and a determined expulsion of Russian personnel etc. - then probably the war in 2022 would not have broken out at all.

Instead, a few years later, NATO issued a lame statement about “expressing solidarity with the Czech people” - I wonder why, since according to Babiš it was not even the Czech Republic that was attacked? Or was it, after all?

And it only issued it because Bellingcat revealed the real perpetrators of the attack, which the Czech government had apparently been withholding all this time…. presumably so as “not to escalate the situation”!

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