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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"

"I don't recall one wholesome interaction with you"
@lkundrak last time I made a joke about this I got in a lot of trouble... and I didn't even work in the kernel then!!
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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

*reading a toot*
"I got laid..."
*oh good for you*
"...off"

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@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka we both seen it with our very own eyes that they don't even have traffic signs with smoke coming from them in vienna. clearly inferior

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@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka hail him indeed 🌊πŸͺ“ 🐟
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@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka praise the devonian satan floating around with a prerelease versions of everything and not giving a fuck 🌊πŸͺ“ 🐟

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@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka you are my favourite pΕ™edmΔ›stΓ­ VΓ­dnΔ›
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@oleksandr @ljs @vbabka note bratislava makes the same claim

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@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka oh hail him HAIL HIM INDEED! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
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@oleksandr @lkundrak @vbabka wait are you downtalking London?

Because you know I'm fine with that, fuck London, I love Exeter, capital of the world <3

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@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka London-venkov

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@ljs @lkundrak @vbabka Imagine speaking received pronunciation, and then suddenly facing the reality of English classes in Brno schools.

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@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka πŸ‘‘ GOAT SHAVE THE APE KING πŸ‘‘

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@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka they'll keep having elections until annexation with Ukraine and the one true croissant reigns supreme
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@oleksandr @vbabka @lkundrak

yes look at sasha. He is the captain now.
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@lkundrak @oleksandr @vbabka he has windows ME (Ukrainian edition) *SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK*

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@ljs @oleksandr @vbabka 🀡πŸͺ“πŸŸ EVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE

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