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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"
ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

OK house of the dragon, you got me, you got me in your dragon claws.

Do NOT disappoint me!
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak @pony I'm calling my kids Joe and Biden
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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

@pony @ljs /me types poweroff into a server shell instead of the laptop, reaches for a club mate and drinks from the bong, types make to build a meson project, calls his buddy mom, tripple checks chip polarity and still installs it backwards, looks at biden on TV *oh boy that man is demented*

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@lkundrak @pony I substitute random words for each other and you have only to look at my code to see how demented I am

Maybe I'm so demented I don't see how normal it is to be demented.

SCREECH BRACHIATE 🍷
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony Biden fucking relatable to the common man?? 🤣 Super rich guy privileged from the start, super establishment and expected to be handed the presidency if not that some incredibly senior position.

Wow so relatable. That sounds just like my life!

And he's with it enough to realise he screwed up that debate but decided to just carry on anyway... there's nothing graceful about it.

My grandmother had Alzheimer's, I mean I don't think that's relevant?
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony sarcasm detected..
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony don't agree, he resisted it right up until the point it became unviable... And not sure 'grace' is a word I'd use to describe his performances.
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @ljs
And if I read another fucking post telling me, TELLING ME mind you how I must think and behave I'll fucking scream.

What is it with people on here thinking they have a right to do that??
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Edited 1 month ago
Thank god fedi has mute and unfollow, the incredibly patronising and religious sounding rhetoric of those who blinded themselves to Biden's total incapacity have learnt absolutely nothing and
are just doing more of the same.

Get real and stop acting like one of the two parties is the holy source of all wonder. Learn to be like Brits who hate all politicians even the ones we vote for...

Obviously I think Trump would be a disaster but that doesn't mean I think the democrats are wonderful, they're just the less awful choice.

A party who have manged to put forward two of the most unlikeable presidential candidates in recent history for what were obviously internal party entitlement reasons.
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VNC Resolver

I wish I was a cat. Fuck you all humans. Meow meow all day. Real shit.

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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

1980's: network is the computer
2020's:

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Kevin Beaumont

Repairing CrowdStrike PCs

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Reply to @ljs

@ljs oh now you're just being too kind

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) blobcatrainbow

ablobcatcoffee
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak *brings you out*
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Monday morning perspective
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @thomask@social.octet-stream.net
@thomask better than C++'s std::chrono library? I mean it'd have to be truly terrible to be worse
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Two big tells for whether a govt ACTUALLY cares about climate change - how much do they fund public transport, and how much do they support work from home?

If the answer is fuck all and fuck all then they don't care no matter how many pointless unworkable Musk-inspired EV car targets they set.
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@pbarker AMAZING!!
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@ljs Britain, in a nutshell.

https://youtu.be/g28IyE-4Zi8

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