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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"

"I don't recall one wholesome interaction with you"
ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

The most British thing is to charge more for public transport than it costs to drive then punish people for driving and claim they really care about climate change.

Cheap public transport is the solution, dumbo.
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oleksandr@natalenko.name

Oleksandr Natalenko, MSE

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@ljs @vbabka Before you hurt yourself and tangle your fingers into a nautical knot, think about your cats, think how they will miss you (no).

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @vbabka DO NOT MAKE ME DO A TWENTY CHARACTER KEYBOARD 'SHORTCUT' KIND SIR!
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr SIR I AM THE REVIEWER!

As is @vbabka for some reason
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fesshole@mastodon.social

Fesshole 🧻

Leader in charge of behaviour in Secondary Schools here. In the thousands of meetings with parents of poorly behaved children I have, I constantly reassure them we are not judging their parenting. We are: crap, lazy parenting is the root of nearly all behaviour issues in schools.

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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@oleksandr The VMAs will come and get you no matter what you believe.

But they need your permission to come in DO NOT give it to them I repeat DO NOT.

MADV_DONTNEED.
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@ljs oh praise the monkey and the ape

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak sir I cannot moderate my content for anyone other than Rhesus Christ or the Great Enemy of Rhesus sir. 🍷
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@dougmerritt true
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@lkundrak @ilumium Sorry...

X má moderátorov? Lol
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@lkundrak @ilumium X has moderators? Lol
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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@vitaut @oleksandr he's got the (secret) recipe for success
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vitaut@mastodon.social

vitaut 🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦

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@oleksandr yes

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Lorenzo Stoakes

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sorry @fasterthanlime but with top content like this I'm gonna smash you in the algo bro
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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I do not know why my phone's camera failed to focus like that, maybe confused by the hilarity that are VMAs
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Exciting new talk about mm!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LMYCA6uMqY
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Lauren Weinstein

BREAKING: Biden endorses Harris to replace him as the presidential nominee.

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Edited 3 months ago
Biden stepping down...

EDIT: For the pedantic, he is not seeking re-election. Given the election is in Nov that's kinda splitting hairs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e5xpdzkd8o.amp
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Mary loves to spend time with her cat dad
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Lorenzo Stoakes

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l created a twatter account purely in read-only mode to be able to view tweets about a silly internet drama I found amusing (yes I love drama).

New account. Never tweeted. I have 20 or 30 bot followers already.

That NEVER happened before Elon. The site is a complete mess it's amazing how bad it is.

Software is very obviously frozen with hacks peppered on.

Funniest of all for me is he tried to get out of the ddal over bots promising he would eliminate them and they are now the worst I have ever seen anywhere.

When will people wake up to the fact that this guy is just a scammer?
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