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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own. Brit.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz

"I'm afraid it's way easier to re-hinge a massive door than Lorenzo"
@vitaut 17,598 of people who worked with crack want to work with C
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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage https://tcrn.ch/4bZ9vHV

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Can't credit as found randomly on fb, but amazing.
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re: #uspol
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@djasa @pony it's nice but you have to realise this guy lives a life utterly unlike nearly any normal person and has done for his whole life more or less
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@ohjames well I keep losing so then I'll have more ;)
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(this is not a humble brag, it's genuine)
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Lorenzo Stoakes

I know it sounds really weird and you'll think I'm awful but I'm having massive issues mentally with having lost so much weight in a relatively short period of time (30kg in 6mo)... it's like my mind hasn't caught up.

Really strange...
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@ljs *whispers* give me treats and then maaaaybe I'll merge it
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Can people who've never done any kernel development please shut up about "API error handling in the kernel" when it comes to memory corruption?! Geez that's one of the dumbest takes I've seen.
https://mastodon.social/@thelinuxEXP/112834723799822027

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Switzerland now requires all government software to be open source https://www.zdnet.com/article/switzerland-now-requires-all-government-software-to-be-open-source/ by @sjvn

Switzerland is one of the world's leading countries; now, if only the United States could follow its lead!

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Got the only ack that matters
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@lkundrak @pony lol man. And to think I'm 43 and still no kid. You're already a theoretical grandad...
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@lkundrak @pony wow that is very sweet and very mental. Good parent
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@lkundrak @pony and what would satan say sir?
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