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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

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And I kindly ask you to stop wasting everyone's time and just send me your important message via this same email, instead of forcing me to log in to your site and navigate your confusing mess of dropdown menus.
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Carlos Soriano

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We're hiring on my team!

We're looking for an experienced linux kernel engineer to work on development of GPU drivers and the overall GPU infrastructure. If you are interested and have experience with development in the Linux kernel, don't hesitate to apply and/or reach out to me.

https://global-redhat.icims.com/jobs/100403/senior-software-engineer---gpu-hardware-enablement/job?hub=7&mobile=false&width=1140&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=60&jun1offset=120

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I have 5 bsky invites if you know someone who wants to get off Twitter and is just not into the Fediverse for some reason. Please ask in a DM.
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@neil Migrated to write-only media.
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Death Stranding logic: we need you to deliver 133 kg of high performance underwear to a prepper halfway across the country. Would you like to 3D-print a truck for that?
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You know how in Fallout 4 those anti-synth folks make that questionnaire with a bunch of baseball questions? I'm thinking they were onto something because AI is for sure very confused about how you actually play baseball.
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The problem with answering email is that people answer back. So, I only got as far as 156 -> 114 today.
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Reply to @captainepoch@stereophonic.space
@captainepoch Tempting, but people get grumpy for some reason. :)
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Inbox goal for today: 156 -> 50.
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Booked my travel to plumbers in November. Really wish there were better options than air travel, especially considering that there are plenty of railroads between Montreal and Richmond, but it's just such a mess in North America.
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@drewdevault I'm still really puzzled about how much of this stuff gets sent to git-security. I mean, what is the process by which people find that email address? Do they just search for "hacking security" and then click the links until they find whatever first resembles what they need?
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@drewdevault Oh, yeah, that where it was sent. I didn't even notice. I obviously remove personally identifying bits before I repost these things.
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I'm going back to bed.
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Reply to @ljs
@ljs That was going to be my snarky reply, except I came to my senses just in time.
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OMG, is it a full moon or something?
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Today, I am starting a new business aimed at improving the fitness of aging millennials.

I will make those goths fucking run.
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Part 2: WHY DO YOU INSTALL DEMAON FOR HARDWARE I NEVER FUCKING HAD !!!!!! STOP INSTALLING GOST DEAMON !!!!!!!
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From: [omitted]
To: helpdesk@kernel.org

i asked this in a DECENT way FOR MORE THEN TEN YEARS


WHY !!!
DO YOU
INSTALL
SHIT
I DO NOT FUCKING USE AT ALL

STOP INSTALLING HARDWARE
I DO NOT HAVE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND !!!!!!


EXPLAIN
WHY THIS IS SO IMPORTEND
WHILE
IT DOES
FUCKING
NOTHING
AT ALL !!!!

EXPLAIN
INSTEAD IF GOSTHING ME FOR ASKING
WTF YOU YOU INSIST FOR!!!!!!!

HOW CAN I KEEP MY SYSTEM CLEAN

WHILE YOU KEEP FUCKING TRESS PASSING IT
WITH CRAP SOFTWARE
WITH CRAP DEAMONS

I DO NOT HAVE A WACOM

WHY DO YOU FORCE ME TO FUCKING INSTALL THIS FUCK

WHAT IS YOUR SHIT TO INSIST THIS FREAK DEAMON IN MY COMPUTER !!!!!!

WHY DOI YOU INSIST
IN INSTALLING IT

WHY!!!

I ASK THAT FOR MORE THAT 10 YEAAARS!


STOP GOSTHING MY COMPUTER

FOR HARDWARE

I FUCKING
NEVER HAD!!!!!!


STOP GOSTHING ME
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WHY DO YOU INSTALL DEMAON FOR HARDWARE I NEVER FUCKING HAD !!!!!! STOP INSTALLING GOST DEAMON !!!!!!!
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From: [omitted]
To: helpdesk@kernel.org

YOU INSTALL GOSTHG DEAMONSD

STOP PRESSING WITH HARDWATE UI DO NOT HAVE AT ALL

STOP PUTINGT DEAMONS NIN MY COMPUTER
WHILE THERE IS NO FUCKIONH AHARD WATE FOR IT

STOP BEING A SOFTAWRE FREAKL\
JUIST FOR THE FUCKING
TOY OF IT!!!!!

MY COMPUTER I(OS NOT YOUR FREAKING T^OY

WHY DO YOU INSIST T^O DELETE
HALF OF MY COMPUTER

IFD I WANT TO DELKETE
A FUCKING
GOSTHJ DEAOMN!!!!!

WTF ABOUT DELETING IT ????????


WHY IS IT INSTAlLED IN THE FIRST PLACE


WHY DO YOU INSIST IN INSTALLING BLUE TOOTH

I DONT HAVE IT

I DONT USE IT


I CAN DECIDE FOR myself

that it is not there aty all

so
wtf fuckingt fuck!!!!

but yr synapic and other Freak siftware

insist
to delete
all programs
that
do not
i repeat
dat not
use it
becouse
there eis
no fucking wacom

there is no fucking bleutooth

so
why do you insist

i delete evey thing
just to get rid
of a device

that does not exsist at all

why
do you make a demaon
run
for fucking
nothing!!!!!!!

whyu
is that im{portend
for y outo make
a goth fucking run


why!!!!!!!!!
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Any insights as to what the "linux-lugnuts" list may have been about? I'm guessing it's something to do with LUGs (Linux User Groups)?
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