To: helpdesk@kernel.org
Subject: Brain sample request

Dear madam dear sir I would like to ask you can this helmet data be implanted into another brain if it is so I would like to invest in it and I would like a sample of it

Thank you sir

I guess I should buy my tickets to Vienna.

I am moving bots today. That's the kind of phrase my 7-year-old self would have though meant doing something awesome, but it's mostly making sure they don't send a bajillion unexpected emails or explode because they read the wrong venv.

@tofugolem

@randahl @gtconway3 Home of the Felonious Chonk.

Underwhelming experience of the day -- trying my best to add Ansible Lightspeed IBM WatsonX integration to vscode and failing.

The number of hoops I had to jump through just to get lost in the IBM WatsonX service/model/API screens is just... wow.

Umpiring a 18U-A game in full plate gear in +32°C (heat index +37°C) -- done that, do not recommend.

@minoru In my defence, these CI jobs are already broken -- which is why docs.kernel.org and docs.kernel.org/next are stuck. But I will just do a one-off manual build to get them refreshed and leave the permanent fix to next week.

I didn't do it.

@llvm weekends are a social construct! ;)

It's 3PM on a Friday. Push a huge change to CI jobs:

To boost Trump, prominent racist, transphobe, and con-man Elon Musk has launched a PAC that harvests voter data through a deceptive "voter registration" app. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/02/elon-musk-pac-voter-data-trump-harris.html

@gerrymcgovern "organic diesel" -- technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Don't want to come across as begging but I'm scared. 130+ jobs applied for, 2 interviews, 2 rejections. I know it sucks for everyone right now but I really need work.

Laid off while recovering from long COVID. Remote worker since 2015, or blue state with relocation assistance. Project 2025 is on the horizon and fucking terrified because even if Kamala wins, I don't think she's going to protect trans people in red states. At this point a month left before both health insurance & money run out.

All the usual SRE stuff plus all sorts of indepth Linux stuff, actually enjoy cursed bash and regexes. Not the World's Greatest Rockstar Dev but can get by in Python, C, and Go. Lots of monitoring, observability, and big data stuff, also done some heavy security work in the past, plus AuDHD hyperfocus on demand and willing to learn anything.

Will fix any problem in a company, technical, political, or other. Maybe now finding team lead level confidence but also autistic af.

CV: https://siterelenby.net/CV-7.1-redacted.docx

#GetFediHired

I got into baseball to get my mind off coding, so your ad algorithm is way off on this one.

I'd like to wish everyone a very merry delete that platform.

Edited: apparently the tweet about "weird" being a slur is a fake and has been debunked, so I am taking it down (see, even I have to check my sources sometimes!) However, I am leaving the post up and replacing the fake tweet with a real one where he calls the word "cis" a slur and whines about how he will punish people who use it.

Me: uses Zoom once or twice a month
Zoom, every time: "I'ma going to stay in the taskbar, then, k?"

@jarkko I've used both -- my favourite feature in foot is the ability to follow links with a keypress, but I'm using kitty because I liked the themes better. ;)

@jarkko kitty is also a good wayland terminal.

Weird and weirder, it’s all they’ve got!