some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a βwater intrusion eventβ
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it βimpacted by objectsβ