Geordi,

Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.

Worf

Dear Europeans. The last time we tried fascism, it failed really horribly. This time it's not going to be any different.

When patchwork integration is configured, b4 will now retrieve the CI status of each patch as well.

OpenAI Board: "You're fired!"

Altman: "Are you sure about that?"

OpenAI Board: "I apologize for the confusion in my previous answer. You are hired. We are fired."

I mean you could take this seriously until you remember that he called out Zuck to a cage match fight and then backed out by getting his mom to tell the internet that he hurt himself

Today, we mark the 10-year anniversary of the Euromaidan.

A decade ago, Ukraine faced snipers and police, choosing to control their own destiny.

That led to Crimea, Donbass, the full-scale invasion in 2022 – ten years of Russia fighting against Ukraine's freedom.

Many Ukrainians, like Roman Ratushnyi, gave everything on the battlefield.
But his dream lives on.

Parliament's changes and our plan say it clearly: Ukraine's future is with the #EU .

The future that the Maidan wanted has started.

This was a fine group of people if I say so myself!

https://lwn.net/Articles/951851/

Facist governments are the anger stage of climate change.

RIC ✈️ LGA ✈️ YUL

So, you want to read LKML with Gmail (experimental, testers needed)

https://lore.kernel.org/workflows/20231115-black-partridge-of-growth-54bf2e@nitro/

PSA: we're only a few weeks away from Linux Kernel 6.6.6.

A talk for fresh Kernel Maintainers and anyone looking to optimize their workflow @linuxplumbersconf with @krzk
1. Get improvements to email workflow: b4, useful simple hooks for verifying commits (because checkpatch is not enough).
2. Get yourself in linux-next and get tested by community Continuous Integration/Testing.
3. Add yourself to kernel.org keyring, sign your tags and pushes (for transparency log).
4. Dump the mailing lists: use lei and lore
https://lpc.events/event/17/contributions/1498/

Enjoying a talk by @krzk about b4. :)

Big sites want more complex passwords & for each log-in want a texted code & and they give ID tests. Jumping through hoops. But every year or two they're like, "Someone broke into our server and got everyone's name and SSN and activities." So f*ck the hoops? Grrr.

YUL ✈️ LGA ✈️ RIC

5 women on a panel will only ever be asked to talk about being women.

5 men on a panel will be asked about everything from game of thrones to the future of humanity.

And that’s the damn truth.

Well, TIL that b4 shazam has some other handy flags like -H and I can use that instead of make a branch, apply, merge, drop in cover letter.

Whenever you read a negative story about renewable energy, electric vehicles or heat pumps in the media ask yourself:

Could it be that vested interest groups funded and placed the story?

Rarely exposed but this stuff goes on all the time.

https://www.desmog.com/2023/07/20/revealed-media-blitz-against-heat-pumps-funded-by-gas-lobby-group/

Finally, my dream of modeling Gucci bags is coming true. Look out for hot new content right underneath the current releases table.

RFC: switching "THE REST" in MAINTAINERS away from linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org

In which I brazenly suggest that we should stop sending all patches to the LKML and send them to a different list with moderated subscription.

https://lore.kernel.org/ksummit/20231106-venomous-raccoon-of-wealth-acc57c@nitro/