K. Ryabitsev ๐
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Framework 
frameworkcomputer@fosstodon.org
A good time to remind everyone that we are remote-first and are hiring: http://jobs.frame.work
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I see saying-gif-wrong people have infiltrated the new Dune movies. We, original Lynch movie snobs, will be in this corner pronouncing "bene gesserit" the only true way it was supposed to be pronounced.
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If lore.kernel.org was slow for you this morning, this is because the fscking tiktok bot crawler hit it 1,813,470 times over 10 hours.
DIAF.
DIAF.
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You, too, can cast your vote against Putin on this convenient website: https://u24.gov.ua/
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Journos reporting Russian "election" results: I have a large bridge for sale. And if there's any doubt that I actually own it, you can talk to my department of truth officer, staffed by this lovely sock puppet.
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My 13-year-old is writing Tetris using an assembly language they invented in Scratch (because x86 assembly is "too much"). I may need to get them a risc-v board soon.
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Linus Torvalds
torvaldsSome of you know today as ฯ-day.
But the real insiders know that today is the 30th anniversary of the 1.0 release of Linux.
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It's time to build scout trucks again! Here's my kid's last year entry.
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A better headline: "Democrats seek ways to cut off Putin's Johnson."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-ukraine-supporters-advance-effort-force-house-vote-aid-2024-03-12/
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-ukraine-supporters-advance-effort-force-house-vote-aid-2024-03-12/
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"To shift into drive, reverse, or park, Tesla owners will need to use their car's touchscreen.โ
Look, touchscreens in vehicles are horrible:
1. It's really hard to hit the right area on the screen when the vehicle is moving, because you have nowhere to rest your hand to steady it.
2. I don't want to take off my gloves to turn anything off or on. No, "use special tactile gloves" is not a solution, because they are expensive, you can't be very precise while wearing them, and they gradually lose that magic touch over time as you wear them and get them grimy.
3. No, "use voice commands" is not a great alternative. Try yelling "turn off defrosters" loud enough to be heard over the noise of those defrosters.
4. I shouldn't need to wear my reading glasses to operate a vehicle. Progressive lenses are not an option for many due to cost and bifocals remove a large chunk of the vision field that you need for actual driving.
So, please let's all collectively move past the point where touchscreens are used for anything other than infotainment and GPS.
https://i.insider.com/64f77b8c7819260019119931?width=1200&format=jpeg
Look, touchscreens in vehicles are horrible:
1. It's really hard to hit the right area on the screen when the vehicle is moving, because you have nowhere to rest your hand to steady it.
2. I don't want to take off my gloves to turn anything off or on. No, "use special tactile gloves" is not a solution, because they are expensive, you can't be very precise while wearing them, and they gradually lose that magic touch over time as you wear them and get them grimy.
3. No, "use voice commands" is not a great alternative. Try yelling "turn off defrosters" loud enough to be heard over the noise of those defrosters.
4. I shouldn't need to wear my reading glasses to operate a vehicle. Progressive lenses are not an option for many due to cost and bifocals remove a large chunk of the vision field that you need for actual driving.
So, please let's all collectively move past the point where touchscreens are used for anything other than infotainment and GPS.
https://i.insider.com/64f77b8c7819260019119931?width=1200&format=jpeg
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Note, Trump has already cut off all funding for Ukraine via his limp sockpuppet in congress.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68533351
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68533351
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Welcome back to the time of year when my OCD is triggered every time someone tries to schedule a meeting with me in "EST."
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Happy Women's day to all. Women's rights are human rights. May you never feel like a prop, trope or property.
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I propose referring to "open-core" software as "open-sore" -- it will intentionally bleed you unless you pay for the enterprise version.
https://github.com/hoppscotch/hoppscotch/pull/3266#issuecomment-1984106576
https://github.com/hoppscotch/hoppscotch/pull/3266#issuecomment-1984106576
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Worf Email
WorfEmail@botsin.spaceEngineering,
My calisthenics program has a problem. Instead of proper opponents the holodeck is only creating cartoon ponies.
Worf
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Russell Ivanovic
rustyshelf@mastodon.socialChina: โRemove all VPNsโ
Apple: โSure thingโ
China: โโฆand podcast appsโ
Apple: โCan do boss!โ
China: โโฆand also hand over all iCloud data for our citizensโ
Apple: โI mean why wouldnโt we? Here you go!โ
EU: โAllow alternate app stores, and do it fairlyโ
Apple: โAhhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!โ
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