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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

This account is for Linux/Kernel/FOSS topics in general: #linux, #kernel, #foss, #git, #sysadmin, #infrastructure.

For my personal account, please follow @monsieuricon@castoranxieux.ca.

Montréal, Québec, Canada 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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@jasonbrooks do you know if the ROSI program is still operating?
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In my parody video for the 2015 @LinuxSecSummit, I used the line "the older you get, the harder it will be to accept that all your old tools have been replaced by systemd." It was supposed to be a joke, people.

https://youtu.be/4QgLqJHi5f0?t=231
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When someone moved your cheese 20 years ago. :)

https://bugzilla.kernel.org/show_bug.cgi?id=218796
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Heidi Li Feldman

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Hey, American college students, it would be helpful for the U.S., the world, Palestinians, and Israelis, if you would turn your attention to defeating Donald Trump in November. Read about his fascist plans in this recent extended interview with him. https://time.com/6972021/donald-trump-2024-election-interview/

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Oh, yes, reftables made it into git! Still preliminary, but it's something I've been looking forward to for ages. Less so now that we don't run CAF repos with their bajillions of refs, but still exciting.

https://github.blog/2024-04-29-highlights-from-git-2-45/
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The blinding rage of settling down comfortably in your reclining armchair with your laptop, only to realize that you had left your Nitrokey in the bedroom in your other pants.
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If you're using Telegram, run, don't walk, to better options.
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Verano-sore-ass: when you're sore all over from doing spring garden cleanup.
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🧙 This is massive
The Future of MySQL is PostgreSQL:
Today, at Postgres Conference 2024, we introduced a PostgreSQL extension we are developing, which enables MySQL applications to run on PostgreSQL without any code changes by supporting the MySQL wire protocol, SQL syntax, and procedural language.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40094160
https://nextgres.com/res/20240419-The-Future-of-MySQL-is-Postgres.pdf (edited)

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A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆

The bribed Supreme Court is ruling on whether or not, for example, Joe Biden, is allowed to order the military to take, for instance, the Supreme Court, and to have them, for example, murdered.

You’d think this would be an easy one but actually it looks like it’s gonna be kind of close.

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Welp, there go my plans to finish Sim Settlements. With all the attention on the Fallout show, Bethesda released an update to FO4 and now none of the mods work any more. Sigh.
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My feature set for b4-0.14 is looking pretty complete. Now to do more testing and fix some reported bugs.

https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/utils/b4/b4.git/tree/plan.otl
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Meko #nowar

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Я хотів би побачити Сонце.
Десь здалека, з міжзоряних трас.
Але бачу з землі у віконце.
Бо ракети летять не на Марс.

Я хотів би побачити небо
На планетах сузір'я Пегас
Та тривога, ховатися треба
Бо ракети летять не на Марс.

Я хотів би буть в царстві науки,
Де можливостей безліч для нас.
Та сьогодні я чую лиш звуки
Від ракет що летять не на Марс.

Я б хотів зоряну епопею,
Але можу побачити враз
Сонце як над Новою Землею.
Від ракет, що летять не на Марс.
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When did we start calling every "what happened" analysis a "post-mortem" and how can I convince everyone that it's not ok? Here are some better options:

- root cause analysis
- post-flight inspection
- what the heck just happened meeting
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Mistyped "b4 prep" as "b4 oreo" and now I want to find an excuse to create that command.
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NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦

⚡️BREAKING: US HOUSE ADOPTED THE BILL ON AID TO UKRAINE (H.R. 8035). With little votes left to count, a majority is reached.

Thank you USA 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦

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Tater Tot is wishing you a Bleppy Caturday.
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Sim Settlements 2 chapter 1: amazing
Sim Settlements 2 chapter 2: grindy and confusing :/
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In this gif, Mike Johnson promises to put up Ukraine defense funds for a vote in the US Congress.
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If you're wondering why my LinkedIn profile says "flooring inspector" is because of a long-running joke. You see, once or twice a week I get calls on my *personal* mobile number from sketchy "IT security" companies peddling their products to anyone with "IT" and "Director" in the title. I'm 100% convinced that they are working from some stolen and resold sources, because I never use my personal mobile line for business (I have a Google Voice US number that I always put into any work-related forms).

For a few years now I've been trying to convince these callers that they have reached the wrong person and that I'm actually with "Lennox Foundation Repair." Yes, I do IT because I'm in charge of the laptop used to inspect the subfloors with a camera.

I know this is petty, but it brings me 2 minutes of schadenfreude joy as I hear the poor sod on the other end of the line get progressively more and more confused.

(Bonus points if you get the "I'm a flooring inspector" reference.)
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