BREAKING NEWS: the shooter has been identified as a young, cis, white man who belonged to several online white supremacist networks.
Oh, no no, not the Charlie Kirk guy. I mean, yes also the Charlie Kirk guy. But also I was talking about the Evergreen School shooting guy who killed 3 kids on the same day. And also the guy who killed Donald Trump's ear. And also the other guy who tried to kill Trump on a golf course. And also the guy who murdered Melissa Hortman and her entire family in their sleep. And also the guy who beat Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer.
Hmmm it's almost like there's a pattern emerging...