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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

Got a new job
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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

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@hyeyoo more honourable than mm probably
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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

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@ljs we will see
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vbabka

Vlastimil Babka

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@hyeyoo @ljs what is the job description sir, I can't figure that out.
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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Edited 23 days ago

@vbabka @hyeyoo @ljs you mean of that gentleman who punches people in the face and then somehow ends up with a bunch of women's purses?

probably something with memory allocators

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ljs

Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak @vbabka @hyeyoo again, it's more honourable than the slab implementation
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vbabka

Vlastimil Babka

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@ljs @lkundrak @hyeyoo that's why I deleted it
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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

Reply to @vbabka
@vbabka @ljs

JD: Sr. Stealing Technician

Are you a seasoned master of stealth and subterfuge? Do you thrive on high-risk challenges and the thrill of the heist? We have an exciting opportunity for an experienced Senior Stealing Technician to lead our elite team of technical professionals.

What you will bring:
* Plan and execute complex theft operations with precision.
* Recruit and manage a skilled team of thieves.

Who you are:
* Minimum 3 years of non-internship experience in successful heists.
* Strong leadership and problem-solving skills.

Benefits:
* Competitive compensation in untraceable currencies.
* Flexible work hours and travel opportunities.

Don't hesitate to apply!

p.s. ChatGPT helped writing this job description
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vbabka

Vlastimil Babka

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@hyeyoo @ljs plot twist: senior stealing technician is the one scraping people's data to feed ChatGPT or similar models.
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