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@hyeyoo more honourable than mm probably
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@ljs we will see
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@hyeyoo @ljs what is the job description sir, I can't figure that out.
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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

Edited 1 month ago

@vbabka @hyeyoo @ljs you mean of that gentleman who punches people in the face and then somehow ends up with a bunch of women's purses?

probably something with memory allocators

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@lkundrak @vbabka @hyeyoo again, it's more honourable than the slab implementation
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@ljs @lkundrak @hyeyoo that's why I deleted it
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@vbabka @ljs

JD: Sr. Stealing Technician

Are you a seasoned master of stealth and subterfuge? Do you thrive on high-risk challenges and the thrill of the heist? We have an exciting opportunity for an experienced Senior Stealing Technician to lead our elite team of technical professionals.

What you will bring:
* Plan and execute complex theft operations with precision.
* Recruit and manage a skilled team of thieves.

Who you are:
* Minimum 3 years of non-internship experience in successful heists.
* Strong leadership and problem-solving skills.

Benefits:
* Competitive compensation in untraceable currencies.
* Flexible work hours and travel opportunities.

Don't hesitate to apply!

p.s. ChatGPT helped writing this job description
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@hyeyoo @ljs plot twist: senior stealing technician is the one scraping people's data to feed ChatGPT or similar models.
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