I'm a failure. I can barely do some shitposting these days. Not only do @vbabka and @ljs write much better shit posts, they can also write and review kernel code in parallel…

@ptesarik @ljs
I'm here for you :) still learning how to shitpost from them as well

@ljs @vbabka Thank you for your comfort, @hyeyoo, but we are not fellow shitpost-noobs. You have much more time to master this art.

@ptesarik @ljs @vbabka
I'm not even qualified to be a shitpost noob? Oh man...

@hyeyoo @ptesarik @ljs no I think Petr is saying he's old, unlike you

@vbabka @ljs @ptesarik Yeah I totally get it :) I was just practicing shitposting

@ptesarik @ljs > I'm a failure.
arent we all

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs wait! hold me beer!

@hyeyoo @ljs @ptesarik you're doing well, indeed not a shitpost-noob!

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs

During ALPSS it came up with this nice song (sing along with 'everything is awesome')

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs
Song: Everything Is Broken by Design

Verse 1:
We’re building up a dream that never quite connects,
A patchwork of ambition tangled in defects.
We write the code, it runs just fine—until it doesn’t,
And every bug we catch just leaves a dozen present.

Pre-Chorus:
We test the flow, we check the lines,
But in the cracks, the failures hide.
It’s like we’re chasing ghosts online,
'Cause everything is broken by design.

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs

Chorus:
Oh, everything is broken by design,
We try to fix it, but we're running out of time.
The wires cross, the signals fade,
We’re stuck inside this mess we made.
Oh, everything is broken by design,
But somehow we keep pushing through the grind.

@vbabka @hyeyoo @ptesarik hi 4 all involved! Next step - drill hole in skull, install pond water, install fish

@lkundrak @ljs yes, it must be the opposable thumbs
hail fish!
🐟🐟🐟

@ptesarik @lkundrak @ljs OH HAIL THEM!

@wagi @ptesarik @ljs quality stuff actually!

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs it hits too hard home. what do we do with our lives?

@wagi @ptesarik @ljs i know!
✔️ drill a hole in the skull
✔️ add pond water
✔️ add fish
🧠🪓🐟

@lkundrak @wagi @ljs Nooo, QA FAILED!
You forgot one important step:
✔️ remove grey stuff
Your fish now has too little pond water and will die. 😢

@ptesarik @wagi @ljs excuse me

sir

what grey stuff

@lkundrak @wagi @ljs OK, I take it back:
QA PASS (on pre-certified systems only)

@ptesarik @wagi @ljs i got a birth certificate

that certifies i've been born

@lkundrak @wagi @ljs nope, that's not the one; you need a gray-matter-free certificate, something like:
THIS APE CONTAINS NO DETECTABLE TRACES OF GREY MATTER OR OTHER SKULL FILLING

@ptesarik @wagi @ljs bruh i got a grey matter double-free certificate

@wagi @lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs but do it without an opposable thumb, ofc

@vbabka @ljs @wagi @lkundrak opposable feet will do
🦶 🍷 !