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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

I'm a failure. I can barely do some shitposting these days. Not only do @vbabka and @ljs write much better shit posts, they can also write and review kernel code in parallel…

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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

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@ptesarik @ljs
I'm here for you :) still learning how to shitpost from them as well
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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

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@ljs @vbabka Thank you for your comfort, @hyeyoo, but we are not fellow shitpost-noobs. You have much more time to master this art.

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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

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@ptesarik @ljs @vbabka
I'm not even qualified to be a shitpost noob? Oh man...
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vbabka

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@hyeyoo @ptesarik @ljs no I think Petr is saying he's old, unlike you
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hyeyoo

Hyeonggon Yoo

Reply to @vbabka
@vbabka @ljs @ptesarik Yeah I totally get it :) I was just practicing shitposting
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@ptesarik @ljs > I'm a failure.
arent we all

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vbabka

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@hyeyoo @ljs @ptesarik you're doing well, indeed not a shitpost-noob!
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ljs

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@vbabka @hyeyoo @ptesarik hi 4 all involved! Next step - drill hole in skull, install pond water, install fish
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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @ljs yes, it must be the opposable thumbs
hail fish!
🐟🐟🐟

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ljs

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@ptesarik @lkundrak @ljs OH HAIL THEM!
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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@wagi @ptesarik @ljs quality stuff actually!

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@wagi @ptesarik @ljs i know!
✔️ drill a hole in the skull
✔️ add pond water
✔️ add fish
🧠🪓🐟

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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @wagi @ljs Nooo, QA FAILED!
You forgot one important step:
✔️ remove grey stuff
Your fish now has too little pond water and will die. 😢

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@ptesarik @wagi @ljs excuse me

sir

what grey stuff

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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

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@lkundrak @wagi @ljs OK, I take it back:
QA PASS (on pre-certified systems only)

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

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@ptesarik @wagi @ljs i got a birth certificate

that certifies i've been born

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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak @wagi @ljs nope, that's not the one; you need a gray-matter-free certificate, something like:
THIS APE CONTAINS NO DETECTABLE TRACES OF GREY MATTER OR OTHER SKULL FILLING

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lkundrak@metalhead.club

HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

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@ptesarik @wagi @ljs bruh i got a grey matter double-free certificate

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vbabka

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@wagi @lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs but do it without an opposable thumb, ofc
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ptesarik@fosstodon.org

Petr Tesarik

Reply to @vbabka

@vbabka @ljs @wagi @lkundrak opposable feet will do
🦶 🍷 !

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