Annnd they lost my bag :))))

My advice is to never, ever connect in the US if you can avoid it, but if you can't then to leave 3+ hour layovers maybe more.

@ljs also don’t fly United. I dislike most airlines but United somehow manages to be even worse than the rest.

@ljs dog if you flew united this is on you

@cwayne american. And an attempt at Alaskan but rebooked right back onto american again...

@ljs @cwayne delta seemed ok to me

@vbabka @ljs Delta is the only not entirely shitty one

@cwayne @vbabka you not a fan of american then?

@ljs @cwayne @vbabka well it's in the name isn't it 😝

@liskin @cwayne @ljs yeah, like the British ones. Or Czech :/

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne British Airways are...! Wait oh wait no they're a bit shit you're right

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @vbabka At last British Airways have never objected to my boarding the plane barefoot.

Unlike Delta, who object every single time.

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka bro why are you boarding a plane barefoot?

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @vbabka yeah I gotta be honest dude I'm with Delta on this one

@cwayne @ljs @liskin @vbabka I'm barefoot all the time, except when forced by Delta to put on shoes.

@ptesarik @ljs @liskin @vbabka THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN AN INTERESTING TURN

@cwayne @ptesarik @liskin @vbabka I'M SCARED HELP

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @vbabka

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka

@cwayne @ptesarik @ljs @liskin Petr even did the 600m to 1300m elevation hike after the Labs conference few weeks ago barefoot. I was glad to have proper hiking boots.

@ptesarik @cwayne @ljs @vbabka If you're barefoot all the time it's probably fair to say your body has developed its own shoes…

So yeah if we're taking sides I'm against Delta on this one, despite its lovely name that would otherwise appeal to mathematicians.

@liskin @cwayne @ljs @vbabka If they also want to appeal to computer scientists, they should change their name to Lambda.

@ptesarik @ljs @liskin @cwayne @vbabka Given 90 second goal of aircraft evacuation, and possibility of fire/various debris in case evacuation is needed, requirement for shoes does not seem unreasonable.

@pavel @ptesarik @cwayne @ljs @vbabka By that logic you'd need to exclude flip flops and most heels as well. Which is obviously not happening, so Petr still gets to wear his naturally developed shoe replacement.

@ptesarik @ljs @liskin @cwayne @vbabka funny
because they did complain about
bare willy

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs @cwayne @vbabka Maybe they wouldn't if you weren't as tall.

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @pavel @vbabka lol shoe's on the other foot now lads!

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka where the HELL is this conversation going?

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka honestly tall people make me sick. Short kings rule bro!

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka i'll remind you next time i hear
"could you please hand me the brain? i think left it on the top shelf"

@lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka I share a brain cell with a couple of my cats so they'll need it too thanks

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @ljs @pavel yeah I think they actually say to leave high heels behind when evacuating because of the inflatable slides

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne @pavel @ptesarik it doesn't matter what you do if it's a water landing though, as you'll just die.

I do like the shit inflatable jacket, like bro you'll die from hypothermia in the atlantic within 20 minutes at max lol guess makes easier to find your body

@ljs @cwayne @liskin @pavel @ptesarik Hudson!

@ljs @vbabka @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik Still depends where in Atlantic. Glide range from cruise altitude is great enough that there's a chance to land near a ship.

Plus slides are very useful when landing at the river. That gives people good chance..

@pavel @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka the odds of you crashing in a way where you both survive and are near a ship are probably billions to one.

The miracle on the Hudson is called a miracle for a reason.

@ljs @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka Your language is confusing. Yes, surviving crash is hard. Surviving forced landing on water... not really. You can glide for 200km from cruising altitude. Water landings are more common than you believe. See for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuninter_Flight_1153 .

@ljs @ptesarik @cwayne @pavel @vbabka Being easier to find your body is genuinely useful though!

@pavel @ptesarik @liskin @ljs @vbabka what the fuck even is this thread anymore

@cwayne @pavel @ptesarik @liskin @vbabka it's like in lost, when Ben leaves the island and everything goes to shit.

That's because you left mate. The island wants you back.

@liskin @cwayne @ljs @pavel @vbabka TBH they'll find my body without shoes just the same.

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @pavel @vbabka WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE

@pavel @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka they're really not they're extremely uncommon even among crashes. Listing the few examples is lol.

Also your example is 23 miles from the coast... and 'Sixteen of the 39 people on board died'. And in a warm sea!!

So like not far off half of people die.

Which makes my point for me.

They are generally never survivable, the plane breaks up when it hits the water because you have to catch it just right to stand any chance of landing on it safely, and the you're stuck in the middle of the ocean potentially, and will just die anyway.

Trust me I've watched more air crash documentaries than you've had hot dinners son

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @pavel @vbabka no I'd put shoes on your corpse just to fuck with you post-death

@pavel @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka (oh Lorenzo you're arguing again and you're arguing with Pavel again!)

This is a sign we must have pints at some point so we can argue in person

cc: @lkundrak

@vbabka @cwayne @liskin @pavel @ptesarik "you don't normally win the lottery"

some troll: what about Dave, he won the lottery!

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @pavel @vbabka Oh Lord, how come @lkundrak has been missing from this glorious thread until now?

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @pavel @vbabka he's invovled on some of the sub-branches somehow.

The guy's like a demon appearing and disappearing. Satan must have him busy

@ljs @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka So given the air crash documentation, you'll surely be able to come with more reasonable estimation of surviving forced water landing than 10E-9? :-)

@pavel @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik @vbabka yeah my estimate is 'you're fucked bro lol'

@lkundrak @ptesarik @ljs @liskin @cwayne of course in Brno there are people with bare both https://brnenska.drbna.cz/krimi/30263-muz-z-brna-pobihal-bosy-ulicemi-metropole-a-chlubil-se-prirozenim-kolemjdoucim-delal-nemravne-navrhy.html

@vbabka @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @ljs petr??

@lkundrak @cwayne @liskin @ljs @ptesarik also Brno even has a part of it that's named Barefoot. But this happened in a different one, named Jewenice :(

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs Oh, Bosonohy is now part of Brno? But isn't it separated from the city by a strip of woods, fields and meadows?

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs and the woods are full of psychedelic mushrooms?

@ptesarik @vbabka @liskin @cwayne @ljs 1.) it is brno
2.) last year, the news reported that some lad lost a bet or something and ended up running naked around bosonohy. unfortunately his companions took his clothes and left. then some concerned citizen called the police and the officers found this poor young gentleman hiding in the bushes.

was
it
you
petr

be
honest

edit: it was in kohoutky. close enough tho https://brnensky.denik.cz/zlociny-a-soudy/sazka-discopribeh-mladik-z-brna-bezel-nahy-do-lesa-obleceni-nenasel-kohoutovice.html

@lkundrak @ptesarik @vbabka @cwayne @ljs For our non-Czech-speaking friends here, kohoutky is

THE TAPS

🍻

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs yeah but that word is only used for water taps and not beer, no?

@lkundrak @ptesarik @vbabka @liskin @cwayne if not Petr, then it was a Brit

P.S. So so Brno

@vbabka @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs No it's the other way round. Wikipedia says:

> A beer tap is a valve, specifically a tap, for controlling the release of beer. While other kinds of tap may be called faucet, valve or spigot, the use of tap for beer is almost universal. The word was originally coined for the wooden valve in traditional barrels.

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs I mean the Czech word kohoutky, beer tap is čep, rather?

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ptesarik dej mi pivo z kohoutku ty zasraná babičko

@vbabka @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs Dunno, but "výčepní kohout" gives me plenty of hits on Google. Like, serious looking beer equipment merchants kind of hits.

@vbabka @cwayne @ljs @lkundrak @ptesarik But yeah "kohoutek" is a faucet :-(

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs and kohout is cock.

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ptesarik dej mi svého pivního kohouta ty zasraná babičko

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka vite co to znamena kunda??

@lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka ano, jsem jeden

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka okay here you go
🍺

@lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka thank you satan

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka
🇬🇧: separate hot & cold water faucets
🇨🇿: 10° & 12°

@ljs @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka Before I met all of you here I was like "kernel developers must be something else".

And yes, definitely, you are.

@hny @ljs @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka I'm not a kernel developer, I'm something else.

(It's been almost 12 years since I last contributed there.)

@lkundrak @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @vbabka tbh we tend to have more mixer taps these days tbh, though definitely separate growing up

@hny @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka we're the worst

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka don't think this absolves you of your sins

@ljs @ptesarik @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka I can confirm that my London flat isn't any less practical than what I was used to in the EU. We even have an actual light switch for the bathroom, not a baby's dummy on a piece of string as was tradition.

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @ljs hm a past contributor to the kernel, now working at finance in the UK. Got any plans to write a book perhaps?

@ljs @lkundrak @cwayne @liskin @ptesarik WHAT, you mix different beers together? Savages!

@vbabka @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @ljs I struggle reading one so no, I think the similarity ends there.

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka lol I don't read bro

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @ljs bet you're also not losing weight at an alarmingly high rate

@vbabka @liskin @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @ptesarik 'suspicious' rate 🤔

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka Yes, it's a well known fact that engineers never read manuals. If anything, they WRITE manuals!

@ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka my book is like my code - write-only!

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @vbabka I admit, I took the clothes and left. 🙈

@ljs The incident referenced here may not be so well remembered in the UK. Let me post this reminder to make sure you don't miss part of the joke:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/czech-president-milos-zeman-sparks-outrage-by-swearing-during-live-radio-interview-9841492.html

@ljs @liskin @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka I'm definitely the worst kernel developer. You can check KSDB.

@vbabka @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @ljs I am actually. I lost 4 kilos (which is a bit over 5% of my weight) over the last month despite not doing any exercise. It is a little suspicious, but after all those antibiotics I don't think it's a parasite. Most likely it's just my brain getting back to its normal "give me sugar or whatever and let me process it into computer instructions" mode.

@liskin @ptesarik @cwayne @hny @lkundrak @vbabka that is 1% of my weight

@vbabka @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs

Somebody said "jedno řezané"?

@djasa @ptesarik @liskin @cwayne @lkundrak @ljs well not quite, that's not mixed in a single tap, is it ;)

@vbabka @djasa @cwayne @liskin @lkundrak @ptesarik it is a british beer then