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Kernel MM hacker. Work at Oracle, my views on here are however solely my own.

Wrote a book about kernel mm (in editing phase) - https://linuxmemory.org/

Occasionally make ambient music - https://soundcloud.com/distal_music/

Website at https://ljs.io/

Motto: Gainz for Brainz
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Lorenzo Stoakes

It's genuinely amazing to watch otherwise intelligent people, in real time, give in to delusions and scams that are so patently obviously those if only you took the time to step back and ask fundamental questions.

At the end of the day all humans are apes. Not all of us great apes.
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Lorenzo Stoakes

@burger_jaap Congratulations again to the olympic committee for accepting Russian athletes, it's going really well I see

RE: https://mastodon.social/@burger_jaap/112852025502479198
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @pony @lkundrak yes when I am using the brain cell (I share with my 2 stupidest cats) they can chase their own tail.
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony as far gone as the high speed rail network allows
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak @oleksandr ok so you'd rather we forge our gits?
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @pony @lkundrak The second I saw cat's avatar I know I was witnessing a rust advocate.

There either has to be a tail, or an implication of a tail, provably, by the compiler.

I wonder if my cats count for this...
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @lkundrak I actually love this so so fucking much and feel blessed. Best job I ever had already.

And secretly don't tell anyone I sort of really enjoy being in a mailing list full of psychopaths*.

*Because I'm...
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony @oleksandr @lkundrak very high from people who love anime
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HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name

@oleksandr @ljs oh praise the bottomless pit

🍷

and endless C

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Oleksandr Natalenko

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@lkundrak @ljs You don't understand. I'm the one who issues those boršč licenses.

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Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @lkundrak @ljs oh these C-tier programmers
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr @lkundrak oh hai! So do I!

High 5! It's the void *best isn't it?
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @lkundrak@metalhead.club
@lkundrak OH HAIL HIM INDEED! 🍷
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @dougmerritt@mathstodon.xyz
@dougmerritt @pony Not apologising just to pre-respond to comments on that.

It is more sensible to use wayland despite it breaking some things given it's actively maintained and not utterly insane legacy code.

Nvidia is gradually getting there on that...

Yeah I"m pretty convinced it's a driver issue or my use of one of the fucked generation of intel chips (14900)
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Lorenzo Stoakes

My favourite social media influencer (and maniac) is @lkundrak
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Andrew Clews

If anyone on here following me still has a Twitter account, pay attention to this. Phoney Stark being even more of a scumbag.

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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr yes.
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @oleksandr@natalenko.name
@oleksandr I must inform you entirely unrelated to any other aspect of my life that it's the best
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Lorenzo Stoakes

Reply to @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
@pony yes! YES! I want to see a lot of zeroes
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Lorenzo Stoakes

I know some people attacked code orange's latest album but I really like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJs2jqym09A is a nice ballad from it
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