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Director of Linux Foundation IT. Currently in charge of kernel.org infra.

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K. Ryabitsev 🍁

My boss: "how is that Gemini AI trial going? Are you making good use of it?"
Me: "Oh, yeah, for sure."
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Me, when I start explaining DMARC, DKIM and how they work with mailing lists.
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This is why you should always let us edit form fields by hand.
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To: helpdesk@kernel.org
Subject: Brain sample request

Dear madam dear sir I would like to ask you can this helmet data be implanted into another brain if it is so I would like to invest in it and I would like a sample of it

Thank you sir
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I got into baseball to get my mind off coding, so your ad algorithm is way off on this one.
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Oh no.
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Linux Torvalds is actually an Android.
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TABARNAK.
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LOL, I think my fake "Flooring Inspector" title on LinkedIn is starting to confuse bots.

Except it's Guybrush, not Gregory, you fools.
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I know, I know, I'm trolling, but if call yourself a "Senior IT Security Engineer," you really shouldn't be emailing helpdesk with such questions.
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My umpire wrist guard had too much velcro, so I got a patch to go on it.

Happy Pride!
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LOL, what a pathetic opener. Welcome to my "always send to junk" list.
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Dang, it's been 5 years already!

Spend time with your kids, all. The days are long, but the years are short. β™₯️
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How's it going with asking Gemini to analyze a PDF document in my drive to answer a question.

Baseball keeps breaking AI, which still makes me think Fallout script writers knew something we don't yet know.
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I've got to admit that ChatGPT 4o does a lot better at complex baseball scenarios than its predecessors. It still gives me invalid answers every now and again, but now they aren't nearly as frequent.

Just as a synth would do.
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That's just what a synth would say.
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Good luck, buddy, let me know if you need an account.
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